Started seeing a dream therapist. It's so much cheaper than a real one.

I would love to chat about nanotechnology but I'm no good at small talk.

I paid £179 for a DNA home test kit to check if I have a genetic predisposition for gullibility.

Every day I take three different placebos to make sure I get the full effect.

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD HER HUSBAND'S TOILET'S MADE OF GOLD.'

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...

Farage says, "this is far bigger than the Profumo Scandal..." Well he would, wouldn't he?

I can't believe he lied to the vetting committee. How can they be expected to deal with that sort of thing?

They keep saying 'his days are numbered', but that's true of anyone who owns a calendar.

Current political coverage.

Farage says, "this is far bigger than the Profumo Scandal..." Well he would, wouldn't he?

I can't believe he lied to the vetting committee. How can they be expected to deal with that sort of thing?

Bought a book on the life-changing magic of tidying up, but it was cluttering up the place so I had to throw it out.

Penis-gait? No, it's just the way I walk.

The i Paper @theipaper.com · 6mo ago

'Penis-gate' is the talk of Milan-Cortina 2026 where attempts to circumvent regulations are likely to face stiff opposition... ➡️ Read more: trib.al/dYBe7Iq

They keep saying 'his days are numbered', but that's true of anyone who owns a calendar.

I am officially calling for a vote of no confidence in the current version of reality.

Standing outside Pavlov's Dogs Home wondering whether to ring the doorbell.

If you want to know what’s going on in the oceans, check out their seashell media.

My yoga instructor walked out half-way through the session, which has left me in a very difficult position.

Education in the US is so underfunded they can only afford a single math

I was recently diagnosed with aphantasia. Difficult to imagine, I know.

Latest developments from the sinking ship.

Current political coverage.

I was in the library flicking through books when I got flashed by one of their speed reading cameras. I got 3 points on my library card and a 60 pence fine.

This is undoubtedly the biggest political scandal since last week.

I am my own worst critic, which is something I find to be both clichéd and derivative.

You don’t look too fucking sorry

Maybe it developed consciousness and felt it was the best thing for everyone.

The Independent@the-independent.com · 6mo ago

ChatGPT down: OpenAI chatbot not working as website and app fail to load

The first rule of Déjà Vu Club will seem strangely familiar.

CC Keir Starmer

Carl Maxim@carlmaxim.bsky.social · 3y ago

Tonight's meeting of the Hindsight Society has been cancelled due to what, in retrospect, were entirely foreseeable circumstances.