Trying to find a launch model PS3, and it’s so frustrating how people on eBay and Vinted will take photos of literally anything except the important stuff: the model number or a shot of the USB ports on the front is all I need to see. Not 4 blurry photos of the I/O panel and one of the power cable

Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps

Watching Black Phone 2: “if that were me I would simply not fall asleep” *Immediately falls asleep*

Whenever I see videos of chefs chopping onions etc there’s always someone in the comments saying they want to be that fast and asking how, and I always want to say “a couple of 8 hour shifts just chopping onions should do it.”

Huw Edwards really should just fuck off and devote his life to quietly doing good works that don't require a DBS check.

is that your man??? without enough mp to cast his cantrips????

“The Bluesky Experience™”

Struggling a bit at the minute. Back soon

One of the best things about self employment as a sole trader is doing your secret santa at Christmas. This year I’m going to get my secret santa a Switch 2. I can’t wait to find out what I get

I am so happy to see Anne Hathaway having a great summer, getting love from everyone important and hate from Elon Musk and his fans. She’s been consistently good her whole career, and had that 5 year period where she barely got any work because it was de rigueur to hate her in popular culture

So glad I live in one of the wettest bits of the UK. Hadn’t noticed the latest heatwave until I had to go to Bath on Saturday. I’m wearing a jumper this morning as it’s quite chilly here.

i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same

Never Stop Never Forgetting

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god I think I found the video.

I knew we fucked up telling cis people that things they do to feel better about their appearance is gender affirming care, because they can’t help themselves but use “gender affirming care” as a punchline when it’s about someone they dislike and don’t get how that’s transphobic

We appear to be having the whole summer’s rain at once here

I’m gonna stop wearing my glasses. I’ve seen enough.

If you see someone with nonce glasses remember to clearly say “Meta, stop recording” before you kick their arse. The only thing those things have disrupted is the “You wouldn’t hit someone wearing glasses would you?” industry.

The powerpuff girls once broke into Townsville Prison and beat Mojo-Jojo until his brain was exposed for no good reason

Bubbles: Mercy Is For The Weak!

ALT: Bubbles: Mercy Is For The Weak!

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MonsterKing@cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2d ago

I'd rather fight Batman because he doesn't kill. The Powerpuff Girls have made no such promises.

Sometimes people tell me I’m brave for some of the shit I post, but everything I post will get at least 10 likes, it’s the people with 200 followers and an average of 0 likes on their posts that are the brave ones

Sometimes my FYP is perfectly curated for me. Here’s Satisfaction by Benny Benassi played on a large Tesla Coil

frankly the most annoying part of my day every day is encountering someone who is on here “for liberal politics” so I am actually in favor of expanding our reach. we gotta bring over like, those guys who get horny for old elevators

Yes I acknowledge it makes sense in context but “I need my car to meet criminals” is now my favourite basis for an attempted exceptional hardship plea. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Say what you like about TikTok there are some bangers in the comments

Centrists in the US: “vote blue no matter who!” *actual left wing people start getting nominated* “You’ve lost my vote, I am politically unhoused”

That time I posted a video of me talking on twitch about how my ADHD affects me, only for me to get distracted mid sentence because it was snowing, and got people accusing me of being ableist😂😂😂

if the online right can’t post on bsky without getting blocked by so many people it makes the place too dull for them to hang around, i suggest they go and learn some manners and then try again

Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.

good straight white cis men will do anything to prove their allyship to others EXCEPT shut the fuck up

Brock Lesnar’s voice matches his calves