I’ve never dated someone who didn’t also work a 9-5 and I’m so fucking bored and lonely 🙄 why won’t anyone think of of ME and how I SUFFER!! Should I set a fire
Is “kinda chic” the next TikTok phrase that’s going to be bored into our skulls by people overusing and misusing it for the next 2 months a la “and the saxophones were getting louder”
Well! I’m getting another cast tomorrow morning bc I cried frustrated tears through the entire process last time and I think the tech took pity on me/made it looser, but now that it’s settled it’s so loose I can almost pull it completely off and my broken bone is fucking rattling around 🙂
Mäther@carlysintothat.bsky.social · 7d ago(TW - healed surgical incision + dead skin) At least I remembered to bring my exfoliating mitt to the hospital and got to scrub the absolute FUCK out of the dead skin/crusties on my arm before they re-casted it. Real satisfying tbh
Redownloading My Fitness Pal not to torture myself, but to track my protein intake and make sure I’m eating enough healthy food for my fuCKING BONES TO HEAL — and that’s growth (maybe)
On the Stairmaster watching my man do pull-ups in a tank top and wondering if everyone looks at us and assumes he’s being held hostage 😃
(TW - healed surgical incision + dead skin) At least I remembered to bring my exfoliating mitt to the hospital and got to scrub the absolute FUCK out of the dead skin/crusties on my arm before they re-casted it. Real satisfying tbh
Sure I use a little AI, but only when I want to write something that fucking sucks that everyone hates.
Should I write I SURVIVED MY CAR ACCIDENT BECAUSE GOD ENJOYS LAUGHING IN MY FUCKING FACE real big across my new cast, which I will have for “3 weeks” as they’ve already told me 2 previous times, so I can only assume has to mean the rest of my life?
Everyone at the hospital when I show up for follow-up appointments/x-rays and I have a cast on, which was installed at this hospital, on this exact floor, after surgery (also at this hospital) in June
I really need to unfuck my closet but instead I’m gonna make myself a cute little dinner and paint my nails and watch a horror movie 🤓
No one asked, but I borrowed the audiobook and gave up after 25 mins because the Smug Trad Wife Thing, even as satire, was really not helpful for me as a recently-divorced 36yo with no kids 🤪 I know society thinks I’m fucking useless and I don’t need to hear about it for 14 hours in any context!
Mäther@carlysintothat.bsky.social · 2w agoShould I read Yesteryear or was the general consensus to skip it? I feel like I heard meh things. It would be the audiobook if that makes a difference.
Well, it’s Monday, but at least it’s also raining at 8:30am!
We had the best day despite the heat and he bought me a little alligator statue that holds a wine bottle 🐊💕
At Gatorland in 94° and the British tourists are all huddled in the bathroom having heatstroke 😭 welcome!!!
Sweating like 30-50 feral hogs up in this bitch and I’m up to 3mph/8% incline 🐗 I also reactivated my Orange Theory membership last week because they added new cardio-only classes that don’t involve arms/hands 😃 we are so back (even though it still feels like it’s so over)
Mäther@carlysintothat.bsky.social · last mo.Gym bro employee scans us in, looks at me and goes “not doing arms today?” like SIR??? 💀 (I thought it was funny but I did make him sweat for a minute)
Should I read Yesteryear or was the general consensus to skip it? I feel like I heard meh things. It would be the audiobook if that makes a difference.
Still true but also I love them and miss them ❤️❤️❤️
Mäther@carlysintothat.bsky.social · 3mo agoThese freaks need to get JOBS
I love that even at 11.5 years old, Crouton’s still got that spicy glint in her eye that says “play with me or I will Bork‼️” 🥹
Would love to make it through one PT session without bursting into tears, but today was not the day! At least I look hard as fuck in this tribal tattoo-patterned KT tape
Our last foster Pearl was returned to rescue 💔 she was increasingly afraid a family member (not on purpose or their fault— just a loud young man which was a bad combo for her) and her anxiety got really bad. It was the right thing and they tried for a long time. I wish I could hold her 🥲
My coworker who was just on vaca for 10 days is jokingly complaining that it wasn’t long enough 😃 sure felt long enough too me, here, working!
Home at 11 and made salmon and gnocchi with fresh dill 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Today is Crouton’s 11th gotcha day, so here’s us on her first night home + this morning ❤️❤️❤️ my baby angel, my stinky, the best big sister, and truly my soulmate. I love you Crou 💕
I just need a moderately safe place to say: I’m the most disgustingly smitten asshole rn and I know this is prob going to blow up in my face and if it does, everyone is welcome to talk shit about me like we prob already are 😃 asking a man “how are you real?” at my big age 💀 put me in DUMB BITCH JAIL
This man just came all the way back across the bar to tell me “look at the dog in this guy’s purse!” and it was a little blind pomeranian 😭😭😭
Sending myself into a sugar coma on leftover Blue Bell Cookies’n’Cream from yesterday’s work birthday