you'd be amazing at speaking chinese. you should learn mandarin

the smoke makes such a pessimist of me

i feel like the man in the green bomb suit

did i ever post these?

Milk Run@cartboyx.bsky.social · 2d ago

i told it to the lady lacing up my corset at the ren faire and she looked at me like i was speaking chinese

“you got a nice wide sternum lady” bounces around in my head truly a new classic

i Need to be able to perceive how fat my tits have gotten

i think if you’re on jeppardy and you probably wear a bow tie and you have a nerd name me and my bad boys are gonna try to flush that big brain down the terlet word boy

dissonant arsonists fail to reach quorum

like minded doctors agreeing

i made two chicken quesadillas

loser by beck accidentally creates an awesome radio station on my apple music

auto correct just changed harshing to hard hung on me what does siri know

[0002864] Stranglers have no gender specified. 50 year lifespan.

factory south deering, chicago (2023)

bart says carajo REAL

▶️How ‘Wheels’ by Cake Predicted Everything

roommates are cool until they become obsessed with cylons

you don’t know david beckham from david icke

“Crazy? I was crazy once” is spiritually from Catch-22

the UNSC Never Leave That Till Tomorrow Which You Can Do Today

the superstitious customer

voice of a loved one: you’re a God damned cylon

loved one believes in cylons

become a fish sauce maniac

i’m Milk Run

Let's become powerful forever tonight

death

crabapples in my cheeks? no, rubber balls in my hands!

A Whole Damn Town!@im.a.whole.damn.town · 4d ago

Twin Peaks: Dr Jacoby performing a magic trick with a golf ball.

honkey comb

i had a dream that i got my ass kicked by drake and josh from the tv show drake and josh