i killed a fly and i've sinned and fallen short of the glory of god. i killed it just for being there it must have been near the end of its life anyway
As a kid Heracles killed his music tutor with a lyre. This dude had serious issues
Let's do great deeds for our friends but be terrible enemies who wreak horrible vengeance on those who cross us
My madness is divine in origin actually so I can't really be held accountable for that
Do you guys all naturally log off from 11:15a to 12 noon pacific or do you just leave because I log on
Sup bro is your strength not sufficing?? Hahaha [Bro uses his wits to defeat me instead] Dammit
If I ever tweet the word "manosphere" again you have permission to call in a drone strike on my location
Open to the possibility that the most powerful thing I can do is control my own thoughts and actions
In the '80s and '90s you could get famous basically for being weird. Now you have to do porn
I've never heard of anything. No don't tell me. I don't care
People like me for my [come up with reasons later and put them here]
a pinned post should be your most deranged post as a poison dart frog style warning to potential readers
Lot of fear mongering going around today but I truly believe that if the government ever attempted to take away our bluesky Americans would take to the streets en masse
It’s so fun for you all to be up late with me. Isn’t it fun stay up late? The tyranny of morning must end
When the lambs is lost in the mountain, they is cry. Sometime come the butter. Sometime the burger
