CarterTheDeer (2-Inches Tall) 🔞

@carterthedeer.bsky.social

Hi! I’m Carter! Age: 27! Telegram: @/CarterTheDeer PFP: @DoggyDogFA on Twitter

Nifty thing I got delivered last night. A necklace about the price of a nice swiss watch cozz'a all the fiddly wee mechanical bits. I'm always losing my tinies all over the place, at least this way I'll know exactly where my little pals are when I want em...

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“So -you’re- the annoyin’ wee piece of toe-jam that keeps stealin’ ma food. Wonder how long you’ll last gurglin’ on my foot stank before you go squish...”

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(CW: Nasal vore) If you're wondering what is happening inside the other shoe... It doesn't get better for the tinies (or does it? you be the judge). I certainly hope they're getting paid more!

Whatever happens after the open hours in a sneaker shop? One thing is for sure, it's probably not that interesting. But if you happen to be invited to participate in a quality test on the products sold here, you'd better read the fine print first... "Change sizes?" surely they mean shoe sizes...

The World Cup for Mexico is sadly over, but here's a farewell gift from Diamante: an exclusive pic from his latest photo sesh, with him dressed up for the occasion~ (though I wonder if this counts as dressing up at all) (Clean & sweat ver. available!)

As teammates, Falco really needs to keep Fox up to date with the new gear he acquires. He can't help but being such a show-off though~ Finally finished that one sketch. Hope you enjoy! Clean & sweaty versions available!

2/The only appropriate response -- swiping his belongings, dropping them into my boxer briefs, and smothering them with my junk all day -- wouldn't've been complete without a visit to the gym and a return to "his space." Next time he nags, he'll go inside instead. (Again by @axiphyis.bsky.social!)

1/Got a text from my micro roommate telling me to "respect [his] space and belongings." Someone of his stature should really have known better. (Musk alt / part 2 below. Awesome art by @axiphyis.bsky.social!)

Being overdue on tributes is bad as is, but worse for a town settled within giant-claimed territory And Bela isn’t happy about it either, having to deal with this trifling matter herself and in-person, when she could’ve been back home relaxing… Amazing art by @kerneldecoy.bsky.social 💖 #gift

A cleaned-up sketch drawn by Kernel depicting a giant anthropomorphic sheep dressed in a tunic, sandals, and random accessories, as she walks forward at a low angle. Tiny residents of the local town flee as one foot is in mod-step, one hand at her hip as she gives them a callous, stern look from above