Today I covered the online controversy around a conservative women's magazine promoting sex tips within marriage. Who was mad about this? Well, everyone! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/youre-laug...
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Social dynamics and online culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom https://www.cartoonshateher.com
Today, I wrote about Jameela Jamil's idea that our beauty standards are decided by "pedophiles" because they don't want women to have "curves." They DO want women to have curves. Just only in certain places. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/beauty-sta...
They're releasing a new, "modern, cool" collection of the original American Girl Dolls, who are skinnier with bigger eyes. I do not like this. But this trend has been happening for a LONG time now, and I wrote about it a year ago. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/toys-are-g...
My 5 year old is learning about geography and he just randomly said "Madagascar is the Mexico of Africa" which really feels like an advanced tier of racism you'd only find on Twitter.
Today, I wrote a free article about my bad habit of buying corny ass clothes and bags that look like other things. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/clothes-th...
My luxury belief is that I don't drink but I really think the rest of you could use a beer, you need it
My free article today on the death of the word "incel" and the fact that being celibate is no longer noteworthy when it applies to so many young people. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/what-does-...
On the drama of the Reddit incel subreddit gatekeeping the title "incel" Oh yeah, you're an incel? Name five women who won't sleep with you. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/what-does-...
Most moms don't have enough friends because they keep deprioritizing them. If you're too busy to text that new friend this week, it probably won't be any easier next week. Just get over it and text her today. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...
Today, something I've been working on for a while: my guide to making mom friends, from someone who finally figured it out! (My husband says this is like a guy who just lost his virginity writing a "guide to being a casanova" but ignore him.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...
Today, something I've been working on for a while: my guide to making mom friends, from someone who finally figured it out! (My husband says this is like a guy who just lost his virginity writing a "guide to being a casanova" but ignore him.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...
Today, I wrote about young women who are convinced they will "age gracefully" and who make fun of older women who opt for cosmetic procedures. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/of-course-...
For my own very specific reasons I am following the political career of Amy Klobuchar.
My non-intellectual coverage of the upcoming 2028 election: Democrats need someone who fucks. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/democrats-...
My children are 2 and 5. My oldest barely understands what a president is. lol
I don’t really go for the Woke 1 “privilege” shaming stuff, but this is kind of unconscionable. No, you don’t get to pretend politics doesn’t exist because it’s uncomfortable to explain the existence of evil.
A guest post with my husband for Valentine's Day. We both take turns arguing over who is crazier. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/am-i-crazi...
Last week, I wrote that men don't actually want ultra-meek, softspoken and unconditionally submissive women. I was accused of saying "men like bitches." They actually like brats. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/men-dont-l...
My eighth grade boyfriend attempted to court my mom by repeatedly doing South Park impressions at her. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-i-was...
Today, I wrote about my first boyfriend. Specifically, the fact that he had an obvious crush on my mother. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-i-was...
Drama erupted on right-wing Twitter this week over a prominent influencer who cheated on his "perfect tradwife." But nothing about this should be surprising- that's the whole point. Link in replies.
I wrote about affluent pro-natalists who believe we need to "normalize" teen pregnancy, but would never choose it for themselves or their daughters. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/glorifying...
My husband and I got married young and we didn't have much money- so our "budget" honeymoon was staying with his relatives in Greece. One problem: I'm a high maintenance Karen. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-old-co...
British incels be like “women need a bloke to be 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy, making $76k quid”
Today, I wrote about how the male gaze- or presenting yourself in a way to deliberately attract men- is fundamentally "uncool" and what this says about how men and women relate to each other in 2026. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-male-g...
Today, I wrote about how the male gaze- or presenting yourself in a way to deliberately attract men- is fundamentally "uncool" and what this says about how men and women relate to each other in 2026. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-male-g...
Today, making this article free! Here I cover the "SSRI lady" meme/stereotype and how it's strikingly similar to the fedora-neckbeard archetype of the 2010s. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-ssris-...
My husband: I'll cook dinner tonight to give you a break since I've been traveling Me: OK but that means I'm watching both kids while you cook and I have to clean up after. It's easier to cook. Him: Damn well, I thought I'd pull that one off.
Sometimes when people ask me what part of Greece my husband's family comes from I'm like "ooh, it's LesVVVos" and I feel like it's giving American who pronounces Barcelona "Barthelona"