Listening to the last ten minutes of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark in the daylight hours while grocery shopping feels very wrong.

This poor dog was pacing back and forth anxiously wearing a pumpkin costume IN A CYBERTRUCK on the highway

Found your new AI marketing guide

B E E Z

Plaxoderm commercial order of magnitude worse than the insurance fuzzball. Cool you can get AI slop on your tv now.

Lotta teams out there need to get it together

Tom Hart refers to Billy Edwards Jr's play as "perfectly cromulent" and Roddy Jones is baffled

Cowboys discourse on multiple tv channels in Toronto airport this morning

We can still get 3k+ whistles out the door to people in need in under 24 hours and they are free.

Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 4d ago

People in California who are facing a terrible ICE surge: remember that if you need whistles, we are still sending them out for free. In fact, we just passed 1.7 million whistles sent out. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

Eternal gratitude to IU, they delivered

Christian Ashlock@cashlock.com · 2w ago

I just emailed INDIANA UNIVERSITY to see if they have anything on digital

Best coffee in its weight class

Why is there no Canadian NFL teams?

Opened up google maps to find some food after landing and….lame maps lame of you

Caught up on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark while doing chores - The theme song is still CHEF'S KISS @cunningcoreyham.bsky.social - I made a mental list of all the Dylan covers Spencer hates - It would be really funny if someone (not me) got fired a quarter way through my offsite

Queen Hayley

Very hostile Monday puzzle from The New Yorker here:

Working in something

When I cut a weeks worth of pills in half without shattering any of them I know I can fight Poseidon

Sunday morning is for watching SNL vids with captions on Instagram

DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players 

New rain guy meme

there are a few subtle hints that the college football advanced stats website that a lot of us use was put together by Georgia Tech grads

Game on Paper@gameonpaper.com · last wk.

Halftime georgia 21 | 12.68 total EPA Vanderbilt 14 | 4.43 total EPA gameonpaper.com/game/401856705

Stanford what are you doing????? Wow GA Tech must be capital W weak

Unfair that bama fans can complain about their coach this much and still get to watch Keelon play for their team

The cowbells background noise is excellent sounds like a plague swarm

I’m here for a long time not a good time - me doing a tae kwon do fitness run with my kid this am

45% of your insurance premium goes to hiring “comedy” writers for TV commercials

Christmas song practice

Metronome practice 200 bpm

Fellow Dads - this shit sucks - but it's an easy opening to talk to your sons about how they should be the kind of person intervenes against sexual violence and rape culture. Awkward to initiate the conversation, but it's literally on every college and pro football broadcast, so there is your in.