Cassandra J. Tastrophe
@cassandratastrophe.bsky.social
Nerd. Communist. She/They, My Knees Hurt. LGBT & Kink Positive. Better than Crimson Skylar at Battletech. Romanticizing Melancholic Solitude
249.6. Its been a long time since I've seen this side of 250.
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
The paradox to how much I hate eating healthy and working out is how good I feel when I do it.
WES #1003 zips past a suburban street in Oregon.
I just described myself as being a "bitter ex lover" of Magic the Gathering and now I low key want to be MTG's mysterious and attractive widow.
Cassandra may have a little Schadenfreude. As a treat.
ACAB except Chang and Aska from On Your Mark.
I’d like to see the game Goldeneye made into a movie. So like there’s two aspects of the original movie but the rest of the movie is just the levels of the game including multiplayer. James Bond running around The Complex going “Where am I! Fuck!”
I do my best to maintain healthy body goals and not valuing myself based on my weight, but there's very few joys as good as putting on "that really nice pair of pants" you havent fit into in years and realizing that you look cute in them.
BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
Chilling, eating my lunch, and this 7 year old kid on a bike shouts out, voice tinted only vaguely by doppler shift: "Hey, do you like touching grass?" Me: "Yeah, quite a bit actually. " Kid neither stops nor slows. Just calls back "That's what I'm doing right now. " Ride on, lil dude. Ride on.
Tillamook Coast Selfie from a sunny fourth.
Me, stirring a bowl of yeast with a chopstick: "Rise, my minions, rise!"
Sitting on the steps of a multi-million dollar mansion in Lake Oswego, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before I go back to begging for funding for Public Media. PB&J is not what I should be eating, out here.
Cassie: "It's fine. You're not hyped. The Guild Wars 3 reveal trailer was mid at best and 18 months is a long time to be waiting. Don't even think about it." Youtube Algorithm Pull: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Vj...
Guild Wars 3 | The Setting of Guild Wars 3: Stepping into Ancient Orr
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I have to go to work and I do not want to. No one understands my pain.
This weekend's mech project! The paint pens aren't quite as nice as a proper paint brush and palate, but as far as ease of use they cant be beat. Not much of a story for these particular mecha blorbos. So uhh, they're all gay and kiss and stuff.
Not seeing much truth in the headlines this morning. No freedom to be found, and justice is just gone. Hell, even love feels unreasonably priced in 2026... but fuck it all. I got me soft boiled eggs.
It's Train Day at the Oregon Rail Heritage Center! Behold: SPS 700 in all her resplendent strength.
People who refuse to acknowledge that Edelgard was objectively correct about everything are the real problem.
BoredlambDA@boredlamb-da.bsky.social · 5mo ago
This was absolutely my experience and I HATE/love it
The Onion@theonion.com · 5mo ago“Aw, goddammit, my hair really does look softer and smoother,” said Suthers, who appeared visibly distraught as she ran a hand through her hair to confirm that the $49.99 bottle of meadowfoam-infused shampoo had, indeed, left her hair neither dried-out nor greasy.
Out fundraising for Oregon Public Broadcasting, and a woman offered to set me up with her daughter. I had not considered the "Lesbian Meet Cute" angle of this job.