CHAFETZ PLANS TO LOSE WEIGHT ON ALL-FRENCH-FRY-AND-GIN DIET
SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
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CHAFETZ PLANS TO LOSE WEIGHT ON ALL-FRENCH-FRY-AND-GIN DIET
SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
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Old Looney Tunes with YouTube thumbnails like Yosemite Sam TOTAL MELTDOWN over Varmint
So sorry to hear this and condolences to John’s family, the Trashcans, and all who loved him www.heraldscotland.com/news/2643498...
Scottish musician and Trashcan Sinatras guitarist John Douglas has died aged 62
John Douglas, a songwriter and guitarist in the Scottish indie rock band Trashcan Sinatras, has died at the age of 62.
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TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social celebrates a high point of cinema, that Orson Welles frozen peas commercial. Welles has "no cause to give even a microscopic fraction of a fuck about how the finished product will turn out. He insists on integrity anyway." flaminghydra.com/a-celebratio...
A Celebration of Orson Welles’s Frozen Pea Commercial Outtakes
I never let a July pass me by without revisiting the infamous 1970 bootleg audio of Orson Welles attempting to record voiceover narration for advertisements for various foods, beginning with frozen pe...
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The Times, one of the leading voices when it comes to 'protecting women and girls' calling a man who assaulted his young pregnant girlfriend, said he would rape the kids if he was a teacher and called for child sex abuse porn to be legal, 'brilliant'
Hey could you toss our football back over the fence for us WHAT IS THIS A SOCIALIST TRAP
the concept of willingly growing boobs and losing muscle mass and facing mass abuse by the general public just to *checks notes* beat other women at a sport for significantly less pay and recognition than the average male professional golfer
🙄. If Scottie Scheffler held a press conference tomorrow and said my whole life has been a lie, I’ve started HRT and I’m going to compete in LPGA tournaments from now on, that is transparently absurd. And defending his (or her) “right” to do it is insane.
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
Sophie Cunningham is getting booed every time she touches the ball here in Minneapolis
I can't believe these fucking weirdos want to relitigate COVID on social media, the place for relitigating the 2016 primaries
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits
Just got an advertisement on the internet that is making me insane
every day i log on. every single day. i see posts. it just gets worse
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this (the key to the locked up deodorants at CVS)
when i jumped to the recipe the website called me a bitch
My sister found us a dessert shop called Banana Mousse and when we came in it was just a forlorn guy at a counter in front of a single fridge. And a bunch of nonfunctional flatscreens on the wall. And one functional flatscreen with a picture of a crying moose saying "we're out of mousse 😢"
I'm ok with the Skubal trade because the most important thing in baseball is that Aaron Judge never wins a World Series
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
and Denae Benites hits the first home run in Women's Pro Baseball League history!