Cassio🌒
@cassfromtv.bsky.social
they/them | audhd bisaster, public health nerd, arlecchino enthusiast 💧❌️
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind
I don't think I'll ever watch this video, because there's no way it could ever live up to the hilarity of just the thumbnail and title for me. I'm in tears 🤣
"Omega in heat" BYE That's why I can't delete the bird, when there are gems like this among the swamp.
Talimun is so cool – of all the sublords I wish his cut path stayed in the most
local gas station has a big campaign banner flying out front for the CT republican gov nominee / trump surrogate the gas station
1) Touched starved creature 2) creature in different fonts
"dracula is actually about repression" "dracula is actually about bloodsucking landlords" "dracula is actually about assault" "dracula is actually about xenophobia" "dracula is actually about bram stoker being closeted" dracula is about all of those things welcome to the gothic genre
Donkey Kong Country 2's super slick level/world design and smooth movement distracted me from how quickly and early the game's difficulty goes from like 0 to 100
Donkey Kong Country 2's map design is exceptionally elegant in that it uses each of the game's 13 level themes exactly thrice each, without using any of them more than twice in a row. This is accomplished via several clever uses of the environment.
every "meeting with the gods" in fortune's weave is like: "you again? ah. I enjoy our visits." *you talk about the trivialities of life, such as the heroic games* "in truth, I don't care for coffee. it gives me headaches" *your audience with the divine has concluded*
the dystopian thing about trying to pay off student loans with public service loan forgiveness is this fear in the back of my head that like, yes I need to make 93 more qualifying payments yadda yadda but like what if I lose my job with 1 or 2 payments to go. what then
mildly annoying internet trend is when ppl equate disliking something with not understanding it Person A: I didn't care much for [Thing] in [Game] Person B: Clearly you weren't paying enough attention to the dialogue / skipping cutscenes / you didn't do [Optional Side Quest 16]
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the one thing I'll say about the latest arle hoyofair mess is that, like most hoyo fandom drama, it sucks to see it always devolve into fans fighting each other while the ultimate party responsible (hoyo) never gets the level of scrutiny and attention that they deserve.
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
who among us has not been to a friends house and accidentally pocketed a chair and table
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3w agocrpgs should have a check box in the options you have to click on titled "I am a Dishonest Person of Low Character" before you can steal stuff so moral Gamers such as myself can't accidentally click something we shouldn't have into our inventory when an npc moves away from our mouse
have people forgotten what the word "unintentional" means. Fabio is very intentionally written to be funny
everyone complaining about paywalls, one of the most easily manipulated barriers to knowledge ever created, desperately needs to consider taking some personal responsibility for their poor media habits
the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 3w agoBluesky is the most learned group ever assembled of smart, funny people who will read a headline and then talk for two days about only the headline
