People of science! Is this long story-advert that came into my feed, snake-oil? Or is there any truth to the magic of castor oil and lymphatic drainage? (It was really long so I just cropped this bit). Also, should we be discussing scams more? I feel like the internet will have us back on leeches.
Catie Wilkins
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
Award winning YA & children’s author. Comedy. Writing. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME won a #Lollie2024
Where are all the air-conditioned places you guys are taking your kids? 👀❤️
“Mummy, is the original actor who did the voice of Micky Mouse still alive?” (This part of the job never gets any easier. I don’t know how the police do it)
Internship 👀 see below !
@catiewilkins.bsky.social there's a summer internship, paid, going at this lovely charity based in Bedford (plus an actual job if you know anyone relatively local). The internship is 80% home based - know of any parents of late teens/students reasonably locally?
Admiring the capybara craze from afar, fearful the backlash approaches.
Did a super fun multi-Schools zoom yesterday and one of the students asked: “Would you rather never write again, or never read again?” And it was fully the hardest question I’ve been asked in my whole life.
So incredibly thrilled to make the short list for the #Lollies2026 funny book awards for Ages 9-12. FUN FACT: (for all the FACT FANS) @katieabey.bsky.social has been a judge on the Lollies, but she was NOT ALLOWED to judge 9-12 Age category - for obvious reasons. Vive funny books for kids!
I am re-naming that Sandman show on Netflix “Goth Dr Who”
A day late with the picture quiz this week, we must be ring rusty! Can you identify 4 of the incomparable @catiewilkins.bsky.social ’s 5 Hellish tracks from these visual teasers? If you can’t all you need to do is listen to this week’s pod!
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What fun to have Cafe Chaos back. Hope is trying to edge away from the madness that is the Crumble family cafe but too many tines of baked beans look set to foil her plans. Don't ask! But do read this laughter-filled book by @catiewilkins.bsky.social @katieabey.bsky.social @nosycrow.bsky.social
What fun to have Cafe Chaos back. Hope is trying to edge away from the madness that is the Crumble family cafe but too many tines of baked beans look set to foil her plans. Don't ask! But do read this laughter-filled book by @catiewilkins.bsky.social @katieabey.bsky.social @nosycrow.bsky.social
In this week’s episode the wonderful comedian and author @catiewilkins.bsky.social gives us the 5 tracks she will meet in hell. She also tells us about an attempted murder she is yet to answer for. Listen here: podfollow.com/hellish
“THINGS YOU CAN’T FIND ON A MOTHER’S DAY CARD” stand-up comedy routine celebrating USA #mothersday by singing through any accidental mothering trauma to lighten the mood. #motheringsunday #badmom #comedy
This book is all about leaving primary school, saying goodbye and getting ready for the next chapter of secondary school. It’s really, really funny and perfect for everyone in YEAR 6. Thank you @nosycrow.bsky.social and @katieabey.bsky.social I love the new cover! ❤️📚🎉
Café Chaos is back with the second book in this popular series. Warm, funny and full of family mayhem, comic mix-ups, friendship and being uniquely yourself. Laugh-out-loud writing from Catherine Wilkins (@catiewilkins.bsky.social), and illustrated by Katie Abey. 🔗 buff.ly/mNuD29T
The Yeongno, is a Korean mythical creature known as a "celestial eater of the rich," this dragon-like monster seeks to consume 100 corrupt politicians, the wealthy, the powerful, etc in order to return to heaven. A cathartic symbol of social justice.
Red Alert! 🚨 Recent book deliveries! Thanks @nosycrow.bsky.social 📕 Cafe Chaos 2 @catiewilkins.bsky.social & @katieabey.bsky.social Thanks @puffinbooksuk.bsky.social 📕 Whisperwicks: The vanished Key @jordanlees.bsky.social a preorder 📕 Juniper Mae 3 @sohsilly.bsky.social #Timfraser
Netflix just bring back Roseanne and The Cosby Show you COWARDS
Great books for summer reading 🎉
We're excited to have three books in the @readingagency.bsky.social #SummerReadingChallenge 2026, Read to the Beat! 🎶 Marching Band: @kaeltudor.bsky.social My School Musical and Other Punishments: @catiewilkins.bsky.social Running My Own Race: @eyesab2.bsky.social Find out more: buff.ly/lYtmEsC
We're excited to have three books in the @readingagency.bsky.social #SummerReadingChallenge 2026, Read to the Beat! 🎶 Marching Band: @kaeltudor.bsky.social My School Musical and Other Punishments: @catiewilkins.bsky.social Running My Own Race: @eyesab2.bsky.social Find out more: buff.ly/lYtmEsC
I loved my madcap little book tour. Thanks to all the amazing book sellers and schools supporting literacy as well as reading for fun. Big thanks to the fantastic kids with their brilliant questions. Special shout out to Bella who made this bracelet ❤️
Football books for children and teens with titles by Michael Rosen, Tom Palmer, Mal Peet, Michaela Morgan, Priscilla Mante, Alex Wheatle, Dan Freedman, Maria Isabel Sanchez Vegara, Bali Rai and Michelle Robinson. #kidlit schoolreadinglist.co.uk/genres/footb...
Football books for children and teens
Football books for children with titles by Michael Rosen, Tom Palmer, Mal Peet, Michaela Morgan, Alex Wheatle & Dan Freedman.
schoolreadinglist.co.uk
Love seeing all the different translations of my books coming in 🎉📚❤️