Was not expecting this 👀

you know… the first time taylor wore the opalite 1989 combo (blue top orange skirt, if you will) was indeed the 4th of July of 2024 in Amsterdam (N1)… almost exactly 2 years before the wedding surprise songs: 🤍💛 guilty as sin x untouchable 🩷💙 the archer x question …?

Snarly Gaylien 💕👾🌀@snarlss.bsky.social · last wk.

Opalite is specified to work on pets.. DID SHE SPRAY HER CATS WITH IT???? Spray it on her "love of cats" 😼 and the she married a man and suddenly has a dog. HAHAA

Genuinely the fact Taylor Swift spent her 34th birthday NOT WITH HER BOYFRIEND but at a sex club called THE BOX where there are live sex shows, featuring gay sex and also taboo sex acts SHOULD BE ENOUGH

The dogs name is Wendy… I’m so sure

The Tommy x Gigi connections are making my head spin 😵‍💫 @wordswhispered.bsky.social she comes back stronger than a 90s trend? Has Taylor worn any Tommy Hilfiger in recent years?? These are all I could find from TSS 👀

here is the full commercial posted by Travis on his tiktok account 👀🎬🎭

the7wivesofRebekahHarkness⸆⸉ 🥨@the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 2w ago

Gigi is the elevator lady this time 👀🛗

Guest in the West a la Cowboy Like Me ft a 426 license plate days before ft in Travis’ 807th post touching down in NYC w friends from all over (and a 777 plate)… including Gigi (in a bomber jacket? giving Delicate styling) who wore pink to the wedding and yellow to the rehearsal dinner.

Bruh… Gigi is in TH aviator coat So yes, Delicate vertical video matching Lily’s jacket and beyond

This Tommy Hilfiger ad has my spidey senses TINGLING!!!!! The fake out of it being Gigi, Ace Frehley’s New York groove playing, the taxi speeding off like a getaway car, there’s just so much…

TRAVIS IS THE TREE TRAVIS IS GROOT TRAVIS IS THE PROTECTOR OF HUMAN HERALDS, TRAVELERS, THIEVES, MARCHANT AND ORATORS!!!!

elviralor13@elviralor13.bsky.social · last yr.

KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS COMING STRAIGHT HOME TO ME!!!! HERMES... PROTECTOR OF THIEVES AND ORATORS... CONDUCTOR OF SOULS INTO THE AFTERLIFE... 419 IS CODE FOR DEAD HUMAN BODY.. SHE DIED DURING THE SHOW JUST LIKE SATINE AND HES GUIDING HER TO THE AFTERLIFE GUYS...

Chappell is dressed like the stewardesses from The Fifth Element!

elviralor13@elviralor13.bsky.social · 2w ago

CAUSE SHES TOXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😉

PROUD to be live reporting: the lesbian flag was EVERYWHERE 🩷🧡🤍

Thinking about the fact that X is Roman numeral 10 but also alpha numeric code 24. Aka - 10/24. Is debut the spot where it all fell apart?!?!

God forbid I say y’all because I’m a fucking southerner

I think it’s hilarious that Venus retrograde starts on October 3rd… mean girls day 💀

I feel like the reason for the double exit signs and her leaving out the same door 2 years apart is because TS12 and TS13 are going to be like a choose your own ending. Either the story ends with showgirl and you never know her life… or it ends with whatever TS13 has in store 🤔

Bookends 👀

guys i’m locking in

if i was the tayvis obsessed ex gaylor i would shut my mouth under this damn eclipse lmfaoooo

Mysterious muses and magic?

I'm so fuqing serious, if nothing happens tomorrow, I will combust

The charms on Cara’s panties for her playboy shoot… the dice, horseshoe, safety pin, and the bff heart

Ooooh we are here (1:43 left on the clock LOL)

Just thinking about “after the storm something was born on the 4th of July” reputation of it all. And “here’s the truth from my red lips” when she had nude lipstick on

I can’t help but wonder if this was from the wedding The castle, the circus tent/carnival, the full moon, the cave? on the side.. very sus If not it’s still funny that Sabrina put it in her photo dump after they said taylor was building a castle in MSG

If not lavender marriage then why lavender? 🤭💜

Weird that the edited the color of the billboard 👀

TNT ARE LAVENDER MARRIED!!! They literally could have picked any color!! ANYYYYYY

I truly can't even process anything rn I'm just here repeating Adam Sandler over and over in my head and laughing harder each time