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@catstongue.bsky.social
she/her 🧡 日本語一応OKだけどまだ勉強中です 🖤 成人済み（20↑） 🤍 双璧 ferdibert enjoyer 💎💎 langue_de_chat on ao3! 🩷
the ns2 i ordered is ready for pickup and i will likely play fw when im back from my holibobs (cringe british way of saying holiday) in early oct. not sure if im looking forward to it tbh cos im forcing myself to play in Japanese and that means reading Japanese
'The General Zapped an Angel' (1970) by Dutch-Italian artist Karel Thole
playing fields of mistria and i wanted to get swimsuit pics of all 6 of my gfs but i fucked up by taking Celine (my 3rd fav gf) to the beach last autumn bc i didn't realise they'd just wear their normal clothes when it stops being summer and it only gives a pic for each date once the first time
when i first played cf and a beloved longtime friend who had already played was asking me how i was finding it, and asked me "who do u think the flame emperor is?" and i said half jokingly "hubert standing on edelgard's shoulders under the big cloak☝️" and her expression told me all i needed to know
too mentally ill to work on writing and too mentally ill to work on drawing all i can do is do my best to try and feel better (image of dog in sunlight with eyes closed)
Top 5 Hubert A support fumbles in no particular order
shitpost material. dream last night where they released another fe3h spinoff. new character inexplicably appeared. dark green wispy messy hair, four-letter name ending in o (Theo? Hugo? Milo?) introduces himself with the line "professor, do you believe in destiny?" did my best below 👇
every time I have a depressive episode i fall into some odd rabbit hole that will stay with me for the rest of my life. this time it was the current state of the White House. 28 years of being alive and I can finally tell you who/what gets elected in the Midterms. applause is optional but welcomed
In honour of those we lost I need learn to love my weirdest parts and show them to the world with open arms and a smile
telling my therapist a story from my early life to unhash it and whatever and i know it's bad when she nods and hits me with the "wow. 🫤" LMAOOO IT MAKES ME BURST OUT LAUGHING
corny and stereotypical but Lidl bakery really is my happy place. chocolate cronut and caramel suisse ❤️❤️❤️
minmaxing the "cosy" farming game is the easy part. the hard part is making your house look beautiful
(recycling from twitter era) ferdibert as sushi . ferdinand is salmon because orange. hubert is sea urchin/uni because spiky on the outside but inside is delicious gonads
(copied straight from discord chats) ferdibert only one bed : hubert with cold feet putting them on ferdinand's legs and he's like AHHH YOUR FEET ARE COLD !!!! that's it for now really
it's less of a "mind palace" and more of an "abandoned warehouse for thoughts"
I've always wanted to do a little art relay! Please accept more lady ferdibert. Sketch by @catstongue.bsky.social Lines by @yahaboot.bsky.social And color by yours truly!
🚺 #ferdibert from a telephone game that didn’t make it I still like my sketch tho so !! :D “Free lines” means ur free to color this if u want ☺️ #omerart #omersfreelines #fe3h
once when i was in town and a bunch of pigeons were struggling to get crisps out of a bag that has been abandoned so i tipped the contents out and binned the packet (i don't believe in littering) and watched them eat all the crisps and it was nice. i may be deranged but at least i try to be happy
I wish polls were on bluesky i would make a poll on what would be pigeonnand and ratbert's favourite thing to eat off the pavement together and the answers would be glaringly bri ish because that's all i know
pushing 30 sucks because I'm discovering consequences for things I didn't before. now i get headaches and feel really shit when i don't eat properly. the other night i woke up with acid reflux because i had (only) fried chicken for dinner. this is some actual bs
pigeonand (ferdinand as a brown feral pigeon) wouldn't be strong enough to lift ratbert (hubert as a rat) and fly with him. but it's fun to think about.
who is this insane woman who keeps wanting to turn one half or both halves of ferdibert into creatures and why is it me? what on earth is wrong with her?
