Cbab

@cbab.bsky.social

Parody account.

The popularity of gorillas hasn't significantly increased in decades, proving that their marketing tactics are seriously flawed.

I am "remembering 'UNleaded' gasoline at the pumps" years old. I haven't driven in years, but I passed by a station and looked at the posted prices and went "how come they don't list the price for unleaded gas?"

First time in 2.6 zillion years submitting a benefits claim through work, and it was ... easy? Even with phone support. The last time I did this there were a million printed/mailed forms and I had to submit the spleen of a newt born of the new moon.

This is relevant because Trump is a man who cares about facts and evidence, and will never shift a story to fit his narrative or to benefit his ego. He is man of integrity and character. Pirro will surely confirm this once all of the evidence is revealed.

emptywheel@emptywheel.bsky.social · yesterday

CBS confirms that Jeanine Pirro's big white box has all the evidence that the reflecting pool was Trump's contractor's fault. Which will be of interest for @normeisen.bsky.social, just so he can make sure he gets it all. 🤣 www.cbsnews.com/news/pirro-b...

I have seen ONE marginally "useful" case for AI, and it came from a friend of mine who is a small business owner. He uses it to generate imagery and labels for packages on products that need visual depictions of the contents (they don't come with any). And even then he's like "6/10 usefulness."

Some facts about John Graves Simcoe, the reason for tomorrow's Civic Holiday: - Founder of the City of Toronto (derived from "Tkaronto" - a name which deserves its own thread). - Staunch abolitionist who pushed several anti-slavery laws (with some difficulty - again, needs its own thread)

Notes from last night: At the bar, in the Men's room. Hear 2 voices coming from a stall. Whatever. The conversation: "Wait no, you're doin' it wrong! Watch it, you're gonna spill it. YOU'RE GONNA SPILL IT! We gotta save for later. Ah, damn it!! It's on my shoes now! Fuck!" Yutes.

I went to the Caribbean Carnival/Caribana quite often as a kid. Stopped going years ago, as large crowds just aren't my thing anymore. Given that a billion live streamers are all capturing this anyways, I'm good to watch from home.