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Mr. Fun at Parties
@ccarrel.bsky.social
Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him. Chris' Janky Dystopia thechriscarrel.com.
The sign said “Rough Road” but I had no idea. Even the potholes had knives.
The vibes today are… about unity and humanity, not politics.
Update a classic album: Never Mind the Butt Dial… Here’s the Sex Pistols
If I had to rank my brain’s most popular lies, “I will watch/read this later” would have to be #1
The vibes today are… committed to having those conversations.
You know what's really wrong with this country? No one does anything in a jiffy anymore. Back in the day, we did everything in a jiffy, sometimes even in a jiff. And life was good. Really. Don't ask any questions.
“What’s all this I hear about stochastic carrots?” Emily Litella
I *love* playing the sports streaming game of “where is my game today?” paired with “what new streaming package do I have to free trial to watch it?”
This week has reminded me that there are weeks where nothing happens and then there are decades when weeks happen. Wait, that isn’t it…
After completing Hamlet in an epic 72-hour writing binge, Shakespeare was heard to cry out, "I've got blisters on me fingers!"
Alright, who tf manifested all this reality?!! I want names. Names and show trials.
What a dilemma. I was not born for these times and yet, I would have starved to death in an earlier time.
The vibes today are… okayyyyyy, perfect, Really. Why do you ask?
Remember, kids, everything’s trying to kill you and some of it’s working.
Alright, time to forget this dystopia we live in for 90 minutes and watch some football. COYG!
"Almost all of America’s mainstream political debate over 'socialism' is stupid....Do you support higher minimum wages, higher taxes on the rich, stronger labor unions, and less concentrated corporate power? Then we are on the same side." — @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social
I Want You To Tell Me What “Socialism” Means
Before you tell me if it’s good or bad.
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Ain't no poetry, like Headline Poetry! Candidate Plans Orgy in City Hall to Get Closer to Voters the cockroaches were everywhere – even on our wine glasses ‘Inconvenience Store’ opens soon in Seattle Serial 'butt-sniffer' arrested again in Glendale I have diarrhea. What should I do?
Let's have one of these parties tonight!
Black Flag - TV Party
YouTube video by Patrick França
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This one always hits the pleasure button.
Biosphere - Black Mesa [feat. Joan Lorring]
YouTube video by Biophon Records
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Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun, it shines everywhere.