Vivian Shaw

@ceruleancynic.bsky.social

she/her. Helsing books: STRANGE PRACTICE, DREADFUL COMPANY, GRAVE IMPORTANCE, BITTER WATERS; STRANGE NEW WORLD (2025) Orbit; THE HELIOS SYNDROME (Lethe); short fiction (Uncanny, PseudoPod, The Deadlands); editor; jeweler. Rep: https://x.com/Stephen_Barbara

Every time I get my hair cut in a NYC barbershop I’m astonished at how gay it is possible for one person’s hair to look it’s delightful 😁 now I just need to get the bleach and black streak redone

today's WTF, Subway Ad moment: someone actually thought "moomoo" was a good name for an actual real-life serious company that deals with real-life actual people money, not dollhouse currency how the actual fuck anyone can seriously say "I work for Moomoo" without wanting to die escapes me

so for the record Cafe Boulud's French restaurant week menu is ENTIRELY worth it strongly recommend the saucisse volaille provencale, would go back to try the pate en croute chocolate tarte fantastic but could have been half the size for its richness 😁 😁 😁 SO GOOD

today's travel PSA is due to the fact that the foil wrapping on expensive chocolate bars is radiopaque I was selected for Extra Screening because they saw a big blank rectangle in my carry-on which could have been Suspicious, and in fact had to open the foil and reveal the Lindt within for scrutiny

Fellow authors: without context, what's the first line of your current WIP? 1: On the deeds it was called Wincanton's Bargain. 2: From the nearest station it took two standard weeks of travel to reach the Valaros system: four individual jumps, and full sublight acceleration between jump points.

Benjamin C. Kinney@benjaminckinney.com · 4w ago

Fellow authors: without any context, what's the first line of your current WIP? (WIP #2): "You've forced me to be a truth-teller, so here's my truth: I regret nothing."

hey, who remembers rear-projection TVs and how they were supposed to be the shit but were, in fact, shit recently I learned that the largest consumer CRT tv was only 43 inches so Weird Al had it DOWN with Frank's magnificent groundbreaking model <3 imagine the electron gun for that one

in other news we just saw a (probably AI) video of a giant boat consuming a smaller boat via a sort of hatchway in its side me: omg look my wife: CANNIBOAT me: *dissolves in mirth* marry a writer, y'all

anyone out there know why tf Santa Fe air quality has gone comprehensively to shit over the course of the day? White haze nearly blocking out the mountains completely. Some kind of fallout from Colorado fire? Second Coming? Mystery Smog?

the only view on modern catholicism I'm familiar with is Alice Thomas Ellis which is to say I have a peculiar set of things I know and do not know about current schismatic activity <3 but two popes USED to mean twice the stunning eccesiastical art and architecture, not like that's true today

me: doop dee dooo, looking at blue-green-teal gem options since I don't want to pay for Montana sapphire for a ring internet: hey did you know YAG comes in paraiba and it's cheap bc lab, here's a huge trillion that just sold me: HOLY SHIT, I SEE THE LIGHT

oh, shoes. every now and then I get motivated to write about shoes, because they're slightly holy, and they matter, and that they came with you on your various journeys also matters. I wrote a story for my MFA thesis that was just about shoes. perhaps it is time to do it again, years later. <3

that moment when you actually turn a corner in Trying to Play Your Damn Guitar from "how is this so impossible" to "hey, this hurts less than it did last time I tried, plus my fingers can remember wtf they're supposed to be doing even if they can't do it" is kinda cool

I think the only reasonable option is a portable AC with the hose sticking out the window, given what we have to work with I swear when I was a kid 80+ degree temperatures were rare and exciting in summer, it meant you could not freeze on the beach

hello, expat brit here the UK doesn't have window units because THE WINDOWS AREN'T THE RIGHT SODDING SHAPE TO PUT THEM IN majority of suburban windows are side-hinged and don't open all that far, there is no way you can stick an AC in there also we never needed them before you're welcome