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still on the hunt for a methusaleh rookie card
he looks like he’s made of modeling clay that was already used to make something else
CNN@cnn.com · 18h agoMichael Alfonso, the son-in-law of Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, will win the Republican primary in Wisconsin's 7th Congressional District, CNN's Decision Desk projects. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4zaJLou
“It might seem like a lot of money, but it’s worth it to have to a bird chittering away two feet from that guy’s bedroom from dusk till dawn,” AIPAC CEO Elliot Brandt said
Spiteful AIPAC Spends $30 Million On Loud Bird Perched Outside Abdul El-Sayed’s Window
ANN ARBOR, MI—In an effort to irritate the recent winner of Michigan’s Democratic Senate primary at all hours of the night, a spiteful American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) reportedly spent...
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there’s something ironic about big pharma being one of the few corporate entities with pockets deep enough that they could destroy these propaganda outlets through defamation but that call would be coming from inside the house
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 23h agoWHAT -- Rep. Lisa McClain totally makes shit up, claims "82% of women who got the vaccine in their first or second trimester had a miscarriage"
can’t wait for the first report of one of these chuds forgetting to take these off at the urinal and frying their own equipment
Murshed Zaheed@murshedz.bsky.social · 21h ago"Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks intended to gain compliance from combative individuals." Susan Collins & Congressional Republicans voted to fund all of this.
i am so thoroughly convinced that we departed reality at some point and the utterly fantastical level of stupidity will only increase until we snap back into it
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · yesterdayThere's so much psychotic shit in this story about Max Miller, but this part of his origin story might be the weirdest
congrats press pool! your reward for normalizing a fascist lunatic’s power is that he’ll happily leave you to get shot out of the sky as a decoy without telling you and without a second thought
Aaron Schaffer@aaronschaffer.com · 2d ago!!!
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
this is the same as homer confessing to lisa that he hired a crooked detective to spy on her so he could learn more about her and when she reacts angrily he says “well all the childless drunks at moe’s thought it was a great idea”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoMaria Bartiromo on Democrats pointing out that the economy is not great: "That's just propaganda. I mean, look, things are going well. And I think we're all feeling it. I've spoken with a number of CEOs ... "
if you are a sitting united states senator and are asked if the man who you already voted to confirm as the attorney general will uphold the constitution and you don’t answer with an emphatic yes then you should be immediately be strapped to a pontoon and floated down the potomac out to sea
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoBRENNAN: You are confident Blanche will uphold the Constitution with the upcoming elections? CASSIDY: Of course there's always existential anxiety. But I am ... as confident as you can be about the future you are. I cannot predict the future
trump has had six acting attorneys general and blanche if confirmed would be his third senate-confirmed ag. he has never once even pretended he sees the position as anything less than his personal attorney and has demanded unquestioned loyalty every time. this “pained” charade is fucking pathetic.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoCassidy: "I will vote for Mr Blanche. I will be criticized for this vote. What's new?"
so many things to scream about here, but I continue to return to one thing about so-called moderates and centrists: what do you actually stand for? it’s clear that you have a lot of things you don’t like and don’t want. what are you actually trying to accomplish for anyone
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 6d agoThis is a glorified single-source interview with the head of Third Way. It quotes far more moderates saying they support the progressive candidates in the general election. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/u...
for all the deifying these guys love to do about the founding fathers, any one of them would leap across the table and strangle you if they knew you were saying this AS A SITTING US SENATOR
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
just keep these quotes handy for whatever bad faith “how DARE you speak about rural america that way” the second these parasites aren’t in power anymore. you really got to quote it back to them verbatim with as little emotion as possible to drive it home
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
need to see a c-5 galaxy converted into a fire tanker and dump a lake’s worth of retardant over five miles of burning forest
Major@majorarschloch.bsky.social · last wk.LETS FLY A MODIFIED AIRLINER INTO THE FIRE AND DROP SHIT THAT WILL PUT IT OUT
it is utterly astounding that someone hasn’t poisoned him with some arsenic-laced piece of street ham yet
Protect Our Care@protectourcare.org · last wk.Q: What’s the most exotic food you’ve eaten? RFK Jr.: I will literally eat anything. I don’t have a gag reflex. I will eat anything, and I love experimenting with foods. … Even stuff I find on the street.
rest assured if alaska voted against him and then was immediately invaded by china or russia he would gleefully deny sending us forces to resist because in his mind they would deserve it as punishment for not loving him enough
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "We heard in Minnesota there was a cyberattack and they blame it on Iran. I don't think so. I blame it on Minnesota because they're grossly incompetent. Iran's got bigger problems than worrying about Minnesota."
you can take bader out of the mets but you cannot take the mets out of bader
Danielle Blake SUPPORTER OF ARSENAL FC, CHAMPIONS@abradacabla.bsky.social · 2w agoSo, Harrison Bader having a “scooter accident” with an already injured foot easily met the clown threshold, the details make it a five ring circus.
ah yes donald “strict separation of powers” trump
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on Fauci: "He was a much bigger player in the Biden administration. I grew tired of him. He wanted to close everything down. I allowed it to be up to the governors being somewhat of a federalist. The federalist theory is let the governors make the decision, and we let them."
this would get me to pull out my jbl and put on a grindcore band at full volume so fucking fast
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · 2w agoEvangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
personally love imagining the archetype of a facebook republican boomer who also chooses to frequent bluesky
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2w agoObummer saying illegals can vote.
can only pray that lindsey is sitting in hell’s waiting room, trying to avoid eye contact with khamenei staring daggers at him from the seat across from his
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2w agoWSJ’s Josh Dawsey got to see unreleased footage from years of a documentarian’s inside access to Lindsey Graham. It’s filled with giddy, war-hungry stuff like this: (Gift link below)
welker’s (and any other journalist questioning these fucking troglodytes) next question needs to be “do you teach your children to avoid accountability for their actions like this?”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoWELKER: Is America backing away from a larger attack bc our stockpile has been depleted? WALTZ: We have to take a step back. A lot of our stockpiles were depleted because of Biden WELKER: But you acknowledge they're depleted? WALTZ: No. And the people leaking this nonsense deserve to be in jail
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
this is the equivalent of damming a river upstream of a town entirely dependent on it and then saying you have no responsibility for the town becoming abandoned
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 3w agoFuck you, Ian Bremmer, you abject ghoul.
at this point the mussolini treatment would be going easy on him
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 3w agoFFS 🤦♂️ The Pentagon removed the names of 4 servicemembers who died in Jordan from their official list of casualties. They explain that this is because "their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a cease-fire in the war in April." www.nytimes.com/2026/07/23/u...
currently teaching financial literacy and did multiple lessons on being a conscious consumer and part of that was how brands and corporations are structured. my message to the kids is “how you feel and what you do with this information is entirely up to you but you deserve to know it regardless”
AllThingsDre@allthingsdre.bsky.social · 3w agoThis whole Taylor farms thing and all the food being infected with parasites. It's actually a very good example of why these conglomerants and monopolies shouldn't exist. You shouldn't be able to operate under one name and own 30 brands that do the exact same thing
this is how dumb you sound, democrats, when you accept the absurd premise that this is an issue that you need to campaign on
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoTrump: "We had transgender for everybody. Men in women's sports came ravaging through our cities."
had a larry david type of thought earlier today: you’re getting mugged and during the encounter you sneeze. what’s the etiquette for the robber
