I did this and all I got was the proportionate speed and strength of a jug
Pale Horsie@palehorsie.bsky.social · 3w agoWell fuck 😐; futurism.com/future-socie...
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Cosmic Marvel@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 4w agoJon Watts will officially direct the next ‘STAR WARS’ film. • Written by Simon Kinberg and is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy in the Skywalker Saga. • Daisy Ridley’s Rey will appear in some capacity. (via www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...)
"You see, burgers are derived from sentient beings (cows). So it stands to reason that if you string enough burgers together in the right combination a super intelligence will emerge capable of any amount of good or evil."
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leon@leyawn.bsky.social · last mo.ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
Why not also warn about the dangers of mutant super-humans and call for the creation of a mutant-hunting robot program for DHS?
Marvel Cosmic Invasion
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The Spook Who Sat by the Ring Doorbell@hypervisible.blacksky.app · last mo.“The legislation would permanently prohibit artificial superintelligence, which it defines as a system that exceeds human cognitive ability or has sufficient capabilities to plan and execute the destruction or disempowerment of humanity.”
I'm a sucker for good bluegrass covers of notable (or sometimes less notable) rock or pop songs. I might as well make a thread so I can occasionally post the ones I find here and shout into the void about them. youtu.be/wOClW6Fp5Rk
Be My Escape - Pickin' On Relient K: The Bluegrass Tribute
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Chad K@chadkilroy.bsky.social · last yr.I'm largely indifferent to their music, but I'll be damned if this bluegrass cover of Kryptonite isn't a sublime piece of art. youtu.be/bBWyzFpDTCg
Twin Peaks Actually Explained: A 4‑Hour Video Essay Demystifies It All
Twin Peaks Actually Explained: A 4‑Hour Video Essay Demystifies It All
I don’t know about you, but my YouTube algorithms can act like a nagging friend, suggesting a video for days until I finally give in. Such was the case with this video essay with the tantalizing title...
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My man looks like a genie who sprang forth from a plastic bottle of Brut 33
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · last mo.My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Has the Madame Tussauds order finally been fulfilled?
WKYT@wkyt.com · last mo.Mitch McConnell in a social media post said that he will return to the Senate floor and cast his first vote since his hospitalization in June. See more: https://www.wkyt.com/2026/09/14/mcconnell-confirms-he-will-return-senate-cast-first-vote-since-hospitalization/
There’s never a good or correct time to curtail one group’s freedom in the name of achieving some political victory. Never.
the willingness to sacrifice a marginalized group to the fascists makes you a fucking fascist, period.
"You there in the volcano, stop your screaming. You're making me look like an asshole. It'll ruin my chances in November."
Chad K@chadkilroy.bsky.social · last mo.Like clockwork: 3 months before every critical election, Dems say, "Hey look, we need to throw this group of people into the volcano to appease conservative bloodlust or else the Republicans will throw them into the volcano. Why won't you vote for MEEEeeeeeeee???
His dogs are pure breed and he DEMANDS to see your dog's papers
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · last mo.My man looks like he has Dobermann pinschers named Eva and Adolph
I don't think that you need to or should claim that a particular political issue is a "winning" one to demand that politicians stand up for human rights.
What's it like inside your head? youtu.be/vPjVURlHK6o
Son of Svengoolie - "Vampire Carpets" (1980? / 1982)
YouTube video by The Museum of Classic Chicago Television (www.FuzzyMemories.TV)
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Steve Lieber: Bedrock City Comic Con AA 112@stevelieberart.bsky.social · last mo.What’s it like inside your head? youtu.be/5oEYMGL0ZtA?...
I don't know about any ghost, but sadly the part about the skydiver crashing through the roof is true. Saw it with my own eyes. It happened during the Riverfest fireworks on July 4, 1998. www.footage.net/ClipDetail?s...
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Hidden Venue Live Music@hiddenvenuemusic.bsky.social · 2mo agoPopcorn Tavern 308 4th St S La Crosse, WI Rumored to have free popcorn and occasionally free shitty beer. Often hosts bands from Minneapolis. Generally, an older, more laid-back crowd. Urban legend that the bar is haunted by the ghost of a skydiver that died crashing through their roof.
Surreal Melting Clock Painting
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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2mo agoHey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok@mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 2mo agoRT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
"Hiya, Jake. See this here (Spider-Man looks at his right fist)? I call this one Great Responsibility. Here it comes."
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫@lookitup.baby · 2mo agoI love Minneapolis
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
donna.@andshewasdonna.bsky.social · 2mo agoif you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.