You gotta think if you’re George Washington Carver you’re constantly explaining at parties that you didn’t invent peanut butter
Lot of people out there with multiple white romantic partners. Poly want a cracker
Just saw a woman return her Sausage McMuffin because it wasn’t “well done.” I have never been this close to a situation where it would actually make sense to say “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”
Happy DK64 on Switch everyone!!! Fuck you all!!!
Dave Pickett@davidmpickett.bsky.social · 2mo agoA reminder that the only correct review of Donkey Kong 64 is the one @chandlerjdean.bsky.social penned for @hard-drive.net "Fuck you: this game is perfect. Donkey Kong 64 is maximalist game design at its finest.” hard-drive.net/we-played-an...
Sometimes when telling a story, someone will say “where do I even begin?” And then the next thing they say is the thing that happened first. And I’m like nice. I would’ve begun there too
It’s such a shame she caved to all this public pressure to rebrand as a more mainstream artist
Today on the podcast, Comedian and speechwriter @chandlerjdean.bsky.social joins @anamariecox.bsky.social and @mike-eagle.bsky.social to talk about building a streaming show without burning down his career to do it and why keeping a day job might be the most radical creative decision you can make.
What If You Never Have to Quit Your Day Job? with Chandler Dean | Past Due with AMC and OME
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When you restart a computer and it’s like “reopen windows after logging in?” I’m like. Why r u enabling me to make the same mistakes that got me here
When a twitch streamer takes part in activism—that’s a real change gamer
This is the most important thing I’ve ever done. Please watch and spread my message
Nebula@nebula.tv · 5mo agowatch the latest episode now on Nebula nebula.tv/videos/aboli...
This is my friend @chandlerjdean.bsky.social! He is a super funny comedian with a show on Nebula called Abolish Everything! He’s also the super most recent guest on my podcast! PS thanks as always to @raminnazer.bsky.social for the pod art! broccoliandicecream.libsyn.com/421-chandler...
Abolish Everything! is coming to Los Angeles for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Complete with an absolutely wretched cabal of Hollywood Establishment hacks. Get your tix while you can! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/abolis...
Last chance to ask your questions to me, @adamchase.bsky.social, @thewheatgerm.bsky.social, @andymvega.bsky.social, Brielle and Amy before we answer from 10-11!
Chandler Dean@chandlerjdean.bsky.social · 6mo agoAsk me @adamchase.bsky.social @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @andymvega.bsky.social Brielle DeMirjian and Amy Muller your questions starting now and we’ll answer Fri!
The long awaited ABOLISH REDEMPTION! episode is here! It was such a delight to see @adamchase.bsky.social, @thewheatgerm.bsky.social, @matthewkrol.nebula.tv, and @alisemorales.bsky.social return to the Abolish Everything! stage. Watch on Nebula now!!!
Nebula@nebula.tv · 6mo agoYour four favorites have returned... nebula.tv/videos/aboli...
New Frotcast! BAFTA-gate, Kristi Noem's self-devouring cannibal, the virgins of Silicon Valley, and 'Predator: Badlands,' with guest @chandlerjdean.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...
Frotcast 669: A Predator, a Kalisk, and an Android Walk Into a Bar (feat. Chandler Dean) | Frotcast
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Ask me @adamchase.bsky.social @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @andymvega.bsky.social Brielle DeMirjian and Amy Muller your questions starting now and we’ll answer Fri!
Nebula@nebula.tv · 6mo agoMark your calendars. Friday, February 27, 10 a.m. EST. www.reddit.com/r/Nebula/com...
For whatever reason, Abolish Everything! is listed on Mubi but of course is not available to watch there. Don’t worry though: they offer a perfect alternative.
Opening a vegan sandwich shop called “Don’t Meat Your Heroes”
this season there were a few tapings abolish everything I couldn’t be at which means I get to just watch them fresh. this is one of them and I simply loved it. being a producer on your favorite comedy show is a trip.
Nebula@nebula.tv · 6mo agoCatch Jacklyn Uweh on tonight's episode of Abolish Everything! out now.
This ep includes one of my favorite jokes ever on the show, courtesy of Martin Herlihy
Nebula@nebula.tv · 6mo agoCatch Jacklyn Uweh on tonight's episode of Abolish Everything! out now.
Since the special election in Texas, Speaker Johnson’s GOP margin in the House is shrinking like nips in an ice bath. Is it wrong to enjoy this? Just a little?? All of this and more on #FakeTheNation with JR Havlan and @chandlerjdean.bsky.social wherever your ears take in their pods.