Hold up, Shane McGowan’s *father* was still alive??? www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/shan...

Shane MacGowan's father dies following short illness | BreakingNews

He was originally from Ranelagh in Dublin but also lived in Silvermines and in Nenagh in Co Tipperary.

breakingnews.ie

I’ve just had my first spice bag. I’m almost sad to report that it fuckin slapped. Now then, off to fight me da.

Yep. Eat shit, chalk dicks.

David Ellison and Mark Zuckerberg are living proof that no amount of money can buy you eyebrows

New worst sentence just dropped

thirty MILLION dollars

VoteHub@votehub.com · yesterday

Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)

There was a place called Abra Kebabs in Sydney c. 2002 and it always drove me insane that it wasn’t called Abra Kebabra. Dublin clearly understood the assignment.

I have a Turkish barber, his name is… uh… Josh

On the enchanted isle from The Odyssey having sex with a sheep. Halfway through he turns into a guy, I just shrug and keep thrustin.

These dweebs have nothing.

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

At the airport with the fam, and when my son saw all our rolly bags he started roasting us by dragging his little backpack on the floor like it had wheels. Got our ass.

i gotta quite drinking and shopping online

Hardly any mfs writing love songs to an amazing girl and then halfway through you find out her name is “music” anymore

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Vincent "Big Pussy" Pastore...

What percentage of people saying stuff like this are DNC fundraisers? 100?

Charles Gaba ✡️@charlesgaba.com · 4d ago

People need to get it through their heads that whatever they *might* have “actually” meant a couple of years ago, when leftists say “AIPAC” or “Israel” NOW they often mean (((Jewish))) just as when MAGA says “DEI” they mean “Black.” If you can’t get that I don’t know what the else to say.

One of these fuckin fuckers pops out and does like a messy shit

Geriatric millennial@bgerm1.bsky.social · 4d ago

What if they opened it up and a great big giant horse cock popped out?

What if they opened it up and a great big giant horse cock popped out?

It would've been so funny if the Trojans opened up the horse and the Greek guys were all just suckin and fuckin each other in there

My guy, look up Carmel, Indiana. Roundabouts work.

I feel like suburban living would be so much more tolerable if we converted like 50% of these 4-way traffic light intersections into roundabouts.

Aw, rude, @justinhalpern.bsky.social's mom isn't *that* old

Gef the Toking Mongoose@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I heard they saw you at the power plant

Any of you using the ios version of Patreon to support me, switch to the browser version instead, cuz the apple fees have actually taken over 3000 usd from me in the course of a year

doc@docseuss.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I'm begging you not to use apple products. This shit is devastating to creators like me

I’m going to the moon

CNBC Make It@cnbcmakeit.cnbc.com · 5d ago

Use this 5-word phrase to quit your job, but leave on good terms

I heard they pee from their butts

Legit gasped when I noticed the "Jan 6" vanity plate.

Travis Miller@justtmill.bsky.social · 5d ago

Spotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:

Free Streaming Recommendation: 'Hotel Coolgardie' (2016) open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Free Streaming Recommendation: Hotel Coolgardie (2016)

A funny, unsettling documentary about rural Australia and nightmare gigs is streaming on Prime.

open.substack.com

What is the point of the United States Senate?

Jamie Dupree@jamiedupree.bsky.social · 6d ago

The Senate has again refused to debate a 'war powers' resolution on stopping the Iran War. 3 GOP Senators voted 'Yes' - Collins ME, Murkowski AK, and Paul KY. Fetterman D-PA voted 'No.' (McConnell did not vote)

(bon jovi voice) mom's pied-a-terre and you're to blame

Sounds like someone else needs a wedgy

and the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a pied-a-terres is a good guy with a pied-a-terres