💸Team Chaotix Detective Agency 💸
@chaotixdetectives.bsky.social
We're the Chaotix! First class detectives you want on your side! Run by Vector (V, he/him), (sometimes) Charmy Bee (C, he/him) and (sometimes) Saffron (S, she/her). Espio's account is @espioda.bsky.social //not affiliated with SEGA or Sonic Team
//hey. just coming on one final time to say i'm officially tapping out. //this has been a lot of fun but it's been getting too stressful for me to continue, so for my own peace of mind, i'm gonna be logging out of the accounts. thank you for this really fun ride! you've all been amazing - Skullie
(V) Charmy and Saffron have been laughing at this for 10 minutes lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLnd...
"Cops and Robbers" | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
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//LET IT BE KNOWN I KEEP LOGGING INTO THIS APP AND I KEEP SEEING NEW POSTS IMMEDIATELY LOL //i just like new posts as i see them im sorry lmao
(V) okay starting now we're not taking cases about sweaty ass nerds stealing Pokemon cards. follow the smell man. it's not that hard
(V) we got a case where we had to find a criminal group who stole from a mom and pop shop. good folks in all honesty turns out the group was just one guy and a bunch of.. stuffed animals. called themself the "Stuffed Burglar". was very odd, especially with the Metal Sonic plushie they had
(C) what flavour r the chos emralds?
(V) if we ever get ai generated which like.. with Segas track record is probably coming up, please consider us the new canon as a fuck you to Sega
(V) rest in peace Dolly Parton. admittedly, i really only knew your name but ive been learning about the great things you did and the positive influence you had things like the Imagination Library are always gifts. thank you Dolly i hope you're resting well now
(V) me and the team learned sign language so if need be we can communicate with whoever. now an unintended side effect of that is Saffron can speak english sign language really well her spoken words are admittedly a bit shoddy, but she can hold a signed conversation damn near flawlessly
//gonna be stepping away from the serious stuff on my characters lol (Whisper, these guys and Espio). just hasn't been fun for me. i'm still gonna interact with everyone obv but yeah im just gonna stick to having my guys be the funny side characters lol //all lore stuff established stays tho
(V) whats up you lovely folks? been pretty busy but figured since the stuff going on with Blaze's cult and the bee stuff happened on the app first and foremost, figured some of you guys wouldn't mind a detective story buckle up its a whole lot of stuff lol
(C) everyones always going on these cool adventures without me.. vector has been doing sol kingdom stuff without me and espios been a government agent and im really sad now :( i like saffy but she doesnt wanna do much adventuring... can someone take me on an adventure? im lonely ;-;
Oh, I am NEVER letting him live this one down.
Sonic The Hedgeblog@sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 2w agoSonic: "Talk about being stubborn and full of surprises!" Shadow:
(S) Charmy is showing me the joys of video games. Princess Peach is a beautiful lady and I enjoy racing as her.
(V) wont lie, everyones good at singing. Espio duh, Ames is ALSO good (like a pop star), Charmy can hit a good few notes and Saffron can sing damn well despite the language barrier apparently im good too so i guess we're all a bunch of musicians lol Chaotix album coming soon (jk jk)
(V) if you ever do karaoke dont let Espio do jazz. i swear she's a mini Frank Sinatra
(V) i gotta give alternate Knuckles his cash. i'm good for it. i miss smoking with you broski
I have seen talks from my friends on this web site. Some of my friends have gone through changes. Some of my friends are in committed relationships with each other. I notice this. I have seen particular flags on this web site. I have seen a flag that looks like a rainbow and one that is three colors
knuclles@knuckleshtechidna.bsky.social · 2w agoI think I have to be very careful about what I think and what I say otherwise I'm sure there will be some sort of fucked up attack on my Island or the Master Emerald will be shattered or stolen or I'll get attacked by bees somehow
(V) crazy morning today good lord lol
(V) why are we talking about Vanilla's ass what is happening
Tim Sweeney shrunk my hands because he knew that I would punch the data center buildings down
autumn@waveprism.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is Knuckles! They shrunk my damn hands and I can't cliiiimb! You ready? Let's Go!
Challenge for BlueSky: maybe DON’T contribute to destroying the planet by using AI just so you don’t have to actually put in work on making the site usable. Because then the site ends up unusable and the planet gets destroyed a little more. Like today. Tails could outcode Claude in his sleep!
before Robotnik Industries' policy on AI, we tried to surprise Eggman with his own LLM named eggGPT but Cubot vibecoded it so it turned out to just be a chatgpt shell and it leaked the latest revision of the egg mobile
(V) man i gotta get back into the dating game. everyone's finding their special someones/people and won't lie.. it'd be kinda nice. i haven't dated in a LONG while so it feels a bit awkward in all honesty lol
A turnaround of the Espio 2.5" Action Figure, released by Jakks Pacific.
