(I hope she can get the blood out of those hello kitty lunch boxes.)

These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed, as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away

I got this shit figured out

Oh, that reminds me. I do hope my cuties like their new lunch boxes! I thought they suited them ♡

(Sipping a mojito)

(Snot bubble pops.) oh! everyone's back!

|| Prelati in Skadi swimsuit.. hmm.. x.com/i/status/208...

㍝ (@_5point_) on X

福袋二枚引きしたけど本命きてないって　マジ！？

x.com

sorry~ my services are already taken!

Canary@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 3w ago

You know, I can still accept it as valid request for contact. I never said it has to be a correct answer.

Y'all are crabs in a bucket, and I got Old Bay seasoning, maybe even some Zatarain's, fuck it

I really want to, and I really should, but God doesn't give with two hands

Me and twin.

ambrosius.@rosemagus.bsky.social · 3w ago

Sometimes a man is a beautiful woman.

(Spamming the application form with the Bee Movie script.)

Canary@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social · 3w ago

Taking applications for servants. Please submit a 360 word letter of how you'll improve this hammerspace spellwork attached to the application into the entire labcoat from 4 different storage locations offsite without it exploding

(Groaning.) .... what if we summoned our own servants.

Francesca@thesunbeneath.bsky.social · 4w ago

Nada. Zilch. Bibi ate 'em like takis.

did you find any force summons back in the command room?

Francesca@thesunbeneath.bsky.social · 4w ago

Yeah, right? I'd rather drag their asses back here.

oh... i mean we could just go to hell if we want to see dubai again.

Francesca@thesunbeneath.bsky.social · 4w ago

Ehh, y'think? The moon kinda has nothing other than dubai.

we've GOT to get to the moon...

Francesca@thesunbeneath.bsky.social · 4w ago

Francoiiissss I've been counting every pixel in the command room's big ass monitorrr and they still haven't returneeddd

Smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the bone

You better bring me that brick lickety-split

I'm freebasing Excedrin, pouring my soul into the game

borinnng

for bad behavior?

is everyone still on the moon? i'm bored.

(Xenomorph is his pet now.)

it's almost like everyone lies to you. maybe i'm your only real friend haha

RITSUKA.@last-master.bsky.social · last mo.

I remember when Captain promised the Prelatis wouldn't appear for 2 whole years.

peanut butter and jelly. sun and moon. as above so below.

Francesca@thesunbeneath.bsky.social · last mo.

We're like yin and yang. Light and shadow. Hot dog and mustard.

i've been planting bombs across the ship

We're like yin and yang. Light and shadow. Hot dog and mustard.

we're kind of like a set deal.

Obviously he's here? *I'm* here.