[THIRD VICTORY POSE] Call me Gorgon Ramsay!
:o)@maoufiction.bsky.social · 4w ago「Damn! Become a chef or something. Deceive professionals with your talent.」
Francesca
@thesunbeneath.bsky.social
Come over! Come visit me, even in hell!
:o)@maoufiction.bsky.social · 4w agoI wasn't! I totally bullshitted that tofu! Francesca wins without doing anything!
:o)@maoufiction.bsky.social · 4w ago「I didn't know you were into making tofu.」
[Victory pose atop Dante's lifeless body.]
Dante Alighieri@inferno-poet.bsky.social · 4w agoWait wha- [Hit from above. He did not block it.]
[Victory pose as Faceless eats tofu on the other side of the screen.]
:o)@maoufiction.bsky.social · 4w ago「Oh shit Tofu」[eats all of it while it's mid-flight]
Yeah, I ran outta shows to watch so I gotta make my own.
[Writes down something on a very long sheet of parchment]
Because I'm a pervert and this situation sucks everything sucks and I hate it don't say anything weird right now just let me suffer in silence
To dust, you say? [Doraemon voice as she pulls out a literal demon out of nowhere.] Sloppy Sucker 3000 Turbo!
Yeah, right? I'd rather drag their asses back here.
francois@chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 2mo agooh... i mean we could just go to hell if we want to see dubai again.
Ehh, y'think? The moon kinda has nothing other than dubai.
francois@chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 2mo agowe've GOT to get to the moon...
Francoiiissss I've been counting every pixel in the command room's big ass monitorrr and they still haven't returneeddd
francois@chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 2mo agois everyone still on the moon? i'm bored.
That's awful! He lied! You should cut him into twenty pieces and put his limbs up as decor.
I remember when Captain promised the Prelatis wouldn't appear for 2 whole years.
Life and death. Ramen and soft boiled egg. Bloom and decay.
francois@chapterofoddities.bsky.social · 3mo agopeanut butter and jelly. sun and moon. as above so below.
We're like yin and yang. Light and shadow. Hot dog and mustard.