You can tell she’s a J.K. Rowling fan because that is a Longbottom

You can tell she’s a J.K. Rowling fan because that is a Longbottom

Love how this Fast & Furious-themed menu at CityWalk just absolutely gives up on naming the last item

Got interviewed by the news outside the theater about why I’m seeing the Odyssey in the middle of the day on a Thursday Let a man live, damn

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 2w ago

Musk seethes as ‘The Odyssey’ conquers at the box office www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

That is how first names work, yes

Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · 2w ago

OFFICIAL POSTER - Johnny Depp is Scrooge in director Ti West's A Christmas Carol movie EBENEZER, in theaters November 13, 2026 from Paramount. Andrea Riseborough, Ian McKellen, Sam Claflin, Rupert Grint, Daisy Ridley and Tramell Tillman also star.

Odysseus when he strings the bow

Fetterman was so mad at this video he threw a small village girl into a lake

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2w ago

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

“breakup expert” — so a loser?

CNBC Make It@cnbcmakeit.cnbc.com · 2w ago

These are the 3 patterns of the ‘chronically single,’ says breakup expert

Seinfeld episode where their shower heads don’t work

Been awaiting this almost as much as the movie

They’re doing a Trap in the stadium that night but to catch guys who owe child support

Lindsey Graham went to hell and is trying to drag West Hollywood down with him

LAist@laist.com · 3w ago

A 100-year-old pipeline ruptured in West Hollywood early Thursday, causing flooding and a massive sinkhole. 🔗 : vist.ly/5bh8y ✍️ Sammy Marvin 📸 Allen J. Schaben/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images

Ah I actually can’t handle this one

I dunno seems pretty easy to live your life in a way where the internet isn’t positively salivating for you to die

Unfortunately he pretty successfully did an “I lived bitch”

Axios@axios.com · 3w ago

JUST IN: McConnell breaks weeks of silence about his hospitalization

….Have you not ever had a job? People would be giggling in the break room and lighting up the group chat

Daniel Drezner@dandrezner.bsky.social · 3w ago

My hot take is that Lindsey Graham did many contemptible things but if you’re furious that his Senate Democratic colleagues are posting nice things about him today you need to put down your phone, get some fresh air, and remember a time when a colleague you disliked departed this mortal coil.

It’s just sad he never found a wife

It’s always good to eulogize your friends with “is dead!”

“Wait who the fuck are you” - the devil expecting Mitch McConnell

This guy is gonna be so upset when he finds out about matches

New York Post @nypost.com · 4w ago

Arsonist cuts off penis - then uses it to start a blaze in neighbor's garage: cops

This is like dress rehearsal for the day the other thing happens

Annual reminder that posting a video of fireworks is the visual equivalent of describing your dream to someone

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Shabadadoo you take this woman

Travis Kelce is having a day like a golden retriever that’s getting put down tomorrow

Cowboy westerns are pretty much the best kind

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · last mo.

Wes Anderson will direct a cowboy Western starring Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, and Luke Wilson. (via Variety) #WesAnderson #BillMurray #OwenWilson #LukeWilson

Unfortunately he later suffered heart success

Daily Mail@dailymail.co.uk · last mo.

Harvey Weinstein 'was rushed to hospital after suffering heart failure in prison' trib.al/S1AKoXR

Standing out there holding one of these

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · last mo.

Trump: And by the way, on July 4th it's going to be 107 degrees out and I'm gonna go and make a really long speech. Just to show that I can do anything. It's going to be 107.