Michael Chasin

@chasin.bsky.social

Are you frightened of heights? Are you falling?

I thought youtuber Super Eyepatch Wolf had started wearing an eyepatch as an inevitable, algorithmically incentivized bit of brand escalation. What a relief to learn it's simply due to a life-changing medical issue.

New Spider-Man is basically, pretty much, kind of a real movie. Had fun! I was fine with Holland and Bernthal in The Odyssey but no denying they are both *way* more in their element here.

A bit quaint to look back on the sci-fi dystopian fiction where the secret worth killing for and/or the spark that leads to revolution is often the discovery that the all-powerful AI has like a .001% error rate which everyone immediately understands is totally unacceptable.

People asking why the box office is tracking so high this weekend, it's pretty simple. We've had four Spider-Mans, four Spider-Man 2s, and a couple Spider-Man 3s, but like we've been seeing all summer, audiences are finally ready for original movies again, and this is the first *ever* Spider-Man 4.

"Why look there it's Ebenezer, Ebenezer Scrooge! Even you can't be glum today, sir." "Ba humbug! Humbug I say!" "Come now, don't be like that Mr. Scrooge. Not on the one night of the year it's legal for single people to have sex!"

Received troubling news from a dear friend with whom I've shared many wonderful meals over the years. It seems he's being incarcerated in close proximity to Andrew Tate.

Ok so, it's not a young Ebenezer Scrooge. It's the old kind with which you're familiar. And he's seeing Marley's ghost and the Christmas ghosts and all that. So it's just A Christmas Carol. The twist I guess is Johnny Depp will be really annoying in it.

Nickelodeon and Paramount have consistently mismanaged this franchise in the past (the way they've treated the new movie is awful) but they've reached a new level of actual sabotage, here.

And unlike past "Avatar" shows, which released weekly and had time between seasons, all 26 episodes of "Seven Havens" (divided into two "books" as with past shows) will debut all at once as a binge release

Excerpt from my spec script HEAT where it is about ska instead of crime: INT. DINER -- NIGHT NEIL MCCAULEY: Do I look like I go for that two-tone, trumpet-heavy, English bullshit? DET. VINCENT HANNA (wearing pork-pie hat, vest, Doc Martens, with a little soul patch): No you do NOT.

There is a lot to say about the Nolan Odyssey movie. But one point that I think has not been emphasized enough is: this is a film about living in LA, as Nolan, my erstwhile British compatriot and age mate, has done for years. I gather it’s a strange place.

Consider: If I tell you "here's an engaging book" and then one day there's a terrible controversy involving the author, that doesn't have anything to do with my recommendation. But if I tell you "here's a morally pure book," then I'm endorsing that author's conduct in the past, present, and future.