The work of Reconstruction is still not finished ✊

Jenifer Lewis’ Afro@msjlaw.blacksky.app · 15h ago

Happy #FadeInTheWater Day to those who celebrate! 🪑

I asked my 13 year old what he thought about Facebook and he said it's for old people who get tricked by ai

We must expedite the trials

Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social · 17h ago

When the tribunals begin Mark Zuckerberg needs to be tried on a number of charges and one of the lesser ones is training older people on Facebook to think they can comment on anything by anyone on other social media in an overly familiar prescriptive way

This in no way excuses her, and in fact makes it both funnier and grosser: is it possible she thinks a hijab is a keffiyeh

Hunter Walker@hunterw.bsky.social · 10h ago

In Bari Weiss' Free Press, Olivia Reingold reported from El-Sayed's watch party that "there were keffiyehs as far as the eye could see ... keffiyehs on heads, keffiyehs as belts, keffiyeh-printed phone cases." Not a single one made it into images from Reuters, a local ABC station, or Detroit News.

"what would you say is your biggest strength" behaving immaturely online "biggest weakness?" playing chess

LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi-- TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo* LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently

Hahaha! He hates you!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h ago

JD Vance: "The president called me the first full day Alec was alive, the day he was born, and he says, 'You should take some time off.' And I said, 'Mr President, I've got a meeting with you tomorrow. And he said, 'Yeah. Take some time off. Like today.' Hahahahah!"

At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Jason Sudeikis

New ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Aims To Teach Viewers About Shapes, Colors

NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would te...

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GENERAL (leaning into another general's office): President wants to talk to you. He is mondo pissed GENERAL (firing blue guy in Snood): Yeah I guess. Transfer it on 2

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 5h ago

PENTAGON HOLDS CRISIS MEETING ON WEAPONS SHORTFALL AFTER ANGRY TRUMP CALL, SOURCES SAY – NBC

Something I feel a lot of relief about is that when the @gooffkings.bsky.social were trying to name their stream I suggested "Ready Player Two." But then that became an actual real piece of shit out there bsky.app/profile/cult...

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · yesterday

‘Ready Player Two’ is still in development • Zak Penn is writing the script right now • Steven Spielberg is involved with the project (via The DIrect)

This is possibly the most ill-informed post on a microblogging platform I have ever seen.

I refuse to believe I have to know who Sombr is

It must suck, notwithstanding being a celebrity, to have footage of your most vulnerable moment of personal crisis permanently on the internet, forever to be mocked, to be used by clout chasing influencers as they see fit huh. If you're Perez Hilton

Manisha Krishnan@manishakrishnan.bsky.social · 10h ago

New: TikTok tells @ejdickson.bsky.social the Perez Hilton livestream, which appeared to show him covered in blood and wielding a knife, was flagged soon after it started but a "moderator error" prevented it from being taken down: www.wired.com/story/tiktok...

I know it cannot possibly healthy for the Mexican influencer raccoon I track all of the activities of to eat Cheetos every single video. But I do not want him to stop ever

An interesting question: would AIPAC have them simply turned to supporting Mike Rogers had Haley Stevens won last night

Andrew Solender@andrewsolender.bsky.social · 14h ago

AIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."

I mean the logic checks out perfectly

Delta Nupe@itsnotuitsme1911.bsky.social · 21h ago

El-Sayed won. I’m urging Black Detroiters to STAY HOME and be “uncommitted’ like El-Sayed was for Kamala Harris during the general election. Dearborn voted for TRUMP instead of the Black Lady. I’m encouraging Black Detroit to vote for Jill Stein or Trump , like the Arabs in Dearborn did in 24!

Wonder if we are gonna just go extinct in my lifetime

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

Not even a Kubrick guy but telling that even this jerkoff could not think of one for Tenet

Dan Schkade@danschkade.bsky.social · 23h ago

Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check

When you're twenty minutes away from the sandwich in the fridge and have to complete mandatory work training first

Absolutely fascinating framing here. There's never gonna be anyone who did it like Rupert Murdoch ever again

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 11h ago

folks the California Post has done it again

A dark time

Justin Sherin@wychstreet.bsky.social · 12h ago

One of the worst periods of recent years were the ‘Ted Lasso’s radical positivity is the cure for modern life’ thinkpieces that we were all forced to endure for a while A show that manages to misunderstand both America AND Britain

I need to say something: I had to look up Ted Lasso to learn he actually talks like this on the show. Blew my fucking mind

Cory Snearowski@corysnearowski.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Mean Ted Lasso

They are going to end up casting the most annoying looking English white guy you've ever seen with a nasty ass face named something like Lakum Coreduroy

The Independent@the-independent.com · 19h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

300 followers: i am the modern day publius. my posts on bluesky will be preserved and debated by philosophers and political scientists for generations to come 30,000 followers: doing my geralt of rivia as a troubled teen mom bit again

NEW: Dozens of ads running on Meta platforms, some as recently as yesterday, contained AI-generated child sexual abuse material. @mattburgess1.bsky.social has the story, which is, it should be noted, distressing:

Meta Ran Ads That Contained AI-Generated Child Sexual Abuse Imagery

More than 50 offending image and video ads were published across Facebook, Instagram, Messenger, or Threads, according to Meta’s ad library data. Some ran as recently as this week.

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i've used this for over a decade in my group chats & now I give it to you

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"Face Time Party Snoozer" | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim

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Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h ago

Wolf Blitzer: Why is Israel, another country, your red line right now, this is what your critics are saying, rather than a domestic issue that impacts Americans' everyday lives? John Fetterman, visibly confused throughout the entire interview: Yeah, absolutely.

Mean Ted Lasso

When the tribunals begin Mark Zuckerberg needs to be tried on a number of charges and one of the lesser ones is training older people on Facebook to think they can comment on anything by anyone on other social media in an overly familiar prescriptive way

Haley Stevens has climbed on top of the shed and is refusing to get down. Very angry, arms crossed. Back to the cameras/onlookers