I need the universe to chill

My work is having a rock/heavy metal day so I just have on my outside of work attire lol

Y’all out here being hot and not in my local vicinity is honestly pretty rude 🤬🤬🤬

Fag power overwhelming

Chatting with a friend and it dug up a childhood memory 🫣🫣🫣

A YouTuber I watch said Brokeback Mountain wouldn’t have been the butt of so many jokes if it starred two bears While I don’t know that I agree, I do wish I could see that version 😝

Apparently a weird selection cause my closest guest literally only has one film in common 😂😂😂

jakeateria@tehjakers.bsky.social · 4d ago

Look at this cute guy 🥰🥰🥰

Got a bottle of mimosas at drag brunch and this was the carafe of OJ for the whole table lmaoooo

If only briefly 🙃

Apparently it’s ok to have a little homophobia on the way home from the gay bar as a treat 🥴

Found out some of my coworkers call the control freak architects at my work “architerrorists” 💀💀💀

Made a video for a friend, incredibly hard to guess who though 🤭

The lack of butt on my face is homophobic

Canada, please explain 🫨🫨🫨 www.imdb.com/title/tt1288...

I need these “Please Help” bots to not reskeet my horny jokes

My doms have unionized and refuse to run a train on me 😩😩😩

Can’t sleep so here’s some butt

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

I need the hes and theys on the apps to be more specific than “are you kinky?”

Jennifer Lawrence: What Do You Mean?

Alt: Jennifer Lawrence on hot ones saying “What do you mean? What do you mean??”

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I’m so tired of depictions of Hades processed through a Christian lens

Did you remember to faggot today?

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Hellraiser (2022) - Pinhead on Hulu

Alt: Hellraiser (2022) - Pinhead saying “what is it you pray for?”

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Logan 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈@loganberries101.bsky.social · 2w ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (This is really easy for me as I have multiple)

Now that this is over with, I need someone to break my back like a glow stick to unwind 🫠🫠🫠

ur local ectoplasm dump 👻👻👻@chasingthi.cc · 3w ago

These last two weeks have been the most mentally exhausting I’ve had in a long time 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Guess what stupid ho left their keys at the courthouse on the last day of jury duty?

These last two weeks have been the most mentally exhausting I’ve had in a long time 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Anyone know what this is a reference to? I have a sticker with divine on it, that says “Divine has a posse - 6ft2 300lb”so guessing they’re both referencing the same thing 🤷🤷🤷

Mentioned to someone that I enjoy being sloppy seconds and they said something about making me jealous… which it is not that at all 🥴

Have you heard the good word of our lord and savior, bear dick? 🐻🫡