If I were a DJ, I would 100% sample "transgender for everybody" and loop it over a banging track.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 28m agoTrump: "When we took office, we inherited a total catastrophe"
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I'm moving through acres of movers and shakers But I'm still a believer in my underachievers
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 28m ago
(regular voter voice) Well ah I don't really know about Israel and all that but it sounds like this group wants to help Trump keep the Senate and enable his ongoing crime spree and I'm against that
Andrew Solender@andrewsolender.bsky.social · 7h agoAIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."
Me: I'm not going to eat out for the whole month. Save that cash! Bank Account: You just got paid. My Stomach: A meatball sub from Primo's sounds pretty good right about now. Me:
Gandalf: Don't Tempt Me - Lord of the Rings
ALT: Gandalf: Don't Tempt Me - Lord of the Rings
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My darling, believe me There’s nothing they can do To make me stop being on team you www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhaz...
BOO BOOS - That’s Not a Thing
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Haley Stevens the next time she sees Mallory McMorrow
Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
ALT: Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)
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Honestly shocked he didn't pull the usual "I've been so busy I haven't seen anything" move that he loves so much.
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 10h agoMike Johnson tells Politico that he's standing behind Republican Max Miller — despite the "serious" domestic abuse allegations against him.
I both want to go to bed and want to hear the El-Sayed and Stevens speeches that were supposed to happen 20 minutes ago.
Hey, I voted for her!
Democratic Socialists of America@demsocialists.bsky.social · 19h agoCongratulations to Rashida Tlaib on winning her congressional primary! As the first Palestinian-American woman elected to congress, Rashida continues to fight for Detroit and international solidarity. @detroitdsa.bsky.social
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
Mallory McMarrow voters may end up deciding the Michigan senate race.
All great families should follow this progression.
Zebulon Vitruvius Pike@vitruviuspike.bsky.social · 24h ago
I'm not saying today's primary in Michigan is important, but the Doctor showed up in Livonia.
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Paramount has to start paying WB a roughly $7 million a day "ticking fee" starting October 1. I'm not sure if that is only business days or if weekends/holidays are included, but it would come out to be between $812 million to $1.3 billion through the trial deadline.com/2026/08/para...
Judge Sets Paramount-WBD Antitrust Trial For March
A federal judge has set the Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery merger trial for next March.
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I'm being a dutiful citizen and doing what is required of me - waiting until the last minute to look into the options I have for County Executive - when I come across this guy, Sigmunt John Szczepkowski, Jr. I think he was tried for murder in the 90s? www.courts.michigan.gov/siteassets/c...
Swear to Rao comanies were just tryingt to murder as many kids as they could until sometime around 1994
in a sane world this gross motherfucker would just be a carnival geek www.mediaite.com/online/i-wil...
‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. again bragged about not having a "gag reflex" in a clip released on Monday, telling USA Today, "I will literally eat anything."
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I have no children, but part of what I pay for state taxes goes to local schools. I don't drive, but my taxes help fix roads. THAT IS WHAT TAXES ARE FOR. They are to make things better for everyone, not just for the shit you want/use.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
It is INSANE that anything else is being discussed today abcnews.com/US/capital-c...
Capital One says it closed hundreds of Trump's bank accounts in 2021 'for anti-money laundering reasons'
Capital One says it closed hundreds of accounts associated with President Trump and his businesses in 2021 "for anti-money laundering reasons," according to a filing.
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NYC area people: I'm working on a new one man thing and it's been going pretty good so far. Would be psyched for you to check out one of these small early runs. Only 40 tickets to each show. One on 8/11 and one on 8/25, both at 5 PM. Tickets at ucbcomedy.com/shows/new-yo...
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Nancy's concerned look in the third panel is breaking my heart.
caroline cash@cashbrowns.bsky.social · yesterdayNancy 8/3/26
