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Becky Tyler@beckytylerart.bsky.social · 2w ago

What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.

Seen on Google's web search just now, as a sidebar for my search on "reflecting pool":

Hey Trump, are you going to be able to fix the bright green and peeling reflecting pool before [checks watch] 4th of July? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA give my tax dollars back plz thx

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2mo ago

CNN has posted video of the "American flag blue" waterproofing paint peeling from the floor of the Reflecting Pool. x.com/KitMaherCNN/...

The people in the attached photo should be ashamed of themselves for stealing people’s rights slogans and making dog jokes with them. Just traipsing blithely into the racism pit, aren’t ya? 1/n

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 2mo ago

dog owners hold signs saying “no dog is illegal” and “water is life - dogs have a right to it too!” at the minneapolis park and recreation board meeting during public comment over closing the minnehaha dog park due to it being located on sacred indigenous land

The administration has done fucked up. One of the Minnesota 15 is a folk singer, and he spent time in his holding cell leading a sing-a-long with other detainees. Hey ICE, you wanna make a Woody Guthrie? Cuz this is how you make a Woody Guthrie.

Several months ago, I took a couple short naps on the sofa where I laid my head on my dog Max like he was a pillow. He didn't seem to mind and didn't move until I woke up. Now if I lay down on the sofa for a nap, he grumbles until I let him be my pillow.

This week, I have a case of the Don't Wannas, right when I don't have time to spare for the Don't Wannas.

At what point is keeping Trump as president a case of elder abuse?

“In your alternate universe, GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY is named after a different Beatles and Radiohead song, respectively. Quote this with the name of the movie.” Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey: A Coke Babies Mystery

Michael May 🌴@michaelmay.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“In your alternate universe, GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY is named after a different Beatles and Radiohead song, respectively. Quote this with the name of the movie.” Help!: A Nude Mystery

Listen up, MSP! Do not answer your door. Do not answer questions without your lawyer present. Save these phone numbers (see image/alt text). And as the lawyers say, shut the fuck up. You have constitutional rights. Use them.

Alright MSP, heads up. The FBI showed up at the house of a friend of mine (a vet with no criminal record) and threatened her vet benefits because she was a legal observer in January. She took no guff and immediately called the ACLU. So, be vigilant for more bullshit, and remember:

NLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up!

YouTube video by National Lawyers Guild, Detroit & MI

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Rotating Tornado Siren

ALT: Rotating Tornado Siren

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Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

Sadhbh Frost 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Status Pending@sadhbhgirl.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

#ICYMI "The revolution will not be televised (bc of the dildos)." Letterpress posters of antifascist quotes that @chebutykin.bsky.social remixed to celebrate the good people who've acquired cartons of expired dildos to throw at ICE. Various colors available, $5/print to MN mutual aid:

"The revolution will not be televised (because of the dildos)" (from Melissa Kaercher) | Wolfproof Press

store.wolfproofpress.com

There is currently a plumber in my basement with his foot on the water access to our house — and he’s been like that for 45 minutes — because of a chain of mishaps that has resulted in being completely unable to shut off water to our house.

First Wednesday of the month

God help us, our shins, and our furniture. Two of our three dogs are stoned and in the dreaded Fido Flange.

This is what you want to see when you watch a movie:

Joe Meek Till Brooklyn@telstarman.bsky.social · 3mo ago

This is what you want to see when you watch a movie

First day back in the office in almost three weeks. I am working from the lobby because I forgot my badge at home. I forgot my backpack at the veterinarian’s office. I had to jump start my car because I forgot to start it until this morning. I AM BECOME MESS, DESTROYER OF MORNINGS.

WHAT THE ALL HOLY FUCK IS THAT FONT AND WHAT MONSTER THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA

Dave Draeger@davedraeger.bsky.social · 3mo ago

That font is a cry for help.

Chicago O’Hare Airport is where happiness goes to wither into a dusty husk.

I cannot think of a more daunting book to translate into Portuguese (or any other language, for that matter).

I am so honored that my dildo revolution jokes have been an inspiration. These are so cool!

Amanda Wyatt! Visconti@literaturegeek.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Finished printing @chebutykin.bsky.social's remixes of revolutionary quotes, celebrating Minnesotans who've protested ICE by throwing/waving expired sex toys?? Letterpress lead type+bubble type I lasercut. Need cut/count then will be up at store.wolfproofpress.com, w/portion donated to MN mutual aid

When you are headed someplace fabulous, but first you have to spend six hours at Newark Liberty Airport.

These Amazon seller names are getting out of hand.

[looks at calendar] Oh shit, they’re resurrecting Jesus, aren’t they?

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 4mo ago

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet. Who do you think it is?

Minnesotans, time to be Minnesotans: like the attached post to vote for our flag as the best flag.

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 4mo ago

Like this post to vote for Northeast Champion Minnesota!

Hey, all you fine trans folks out there: I see you. I love you. The Supreme Court can fuck right off (except for Jackson).

Pokémon Go is glitching today and has turned my avatar into Nyarlathotep.

[me, preaching loudly to strangers at a bar after three Iron Butterflies] AS A PERSON LIVING UNDER LATE-STAGE CAPITALISM, I VOTE THAT WE START TREATING MARKET TRADING LIKE GAMBLING ADDICTION.

Timothy McBride@mcbridetd.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Lawmakers introduce bill to prohibit members of congress, president from prediction market trading www.politico.com/live-updates...