Teacher: Your assignment is to take care of these eggs as if they were children. Take it with you everywhere. Student (raises hand): But this is America where eggs aren't shelf stable. Wouldn't taking them everywhere cause them to spoil? Why are we abusing our children? Teacher: ...

Me (poking at #pathfinder2e inventor guide): Hm. Rage is halved on agile weapons but Overdrive isn't and is often comparable in damage to a mid-range rage's damage. So inventor is slightly better at dual wielding than most instincts, on a crit overdrive matching Giant rage dual wielding.

Me (watching an isekai that seems passable): This looks like some good guilty pleasure anime. Anime Character: "If you're looking for a party member that won't betray your secret... Me: No... NOOO! AC: "... you should go to the slave market." Me: NOOOOOOO!

Me (walking): .... Pedestrian (to their friend): What would you do if you got isekai'd and your cheat power was ChatGPT in your head? The Friend: Kill god and then myself.

Ya know I would feel really awkward if I was a #pathfinder2e mage and killed a foe with Vision of Death. Because then the Vision would naturally have been of me killing him with Vision of Death and that's both a weird loop and kinda embarrassing for me. I don't wanna appear in spell images!

Spongebob Hides in the Sand

ALT: Spongebob Hides in the Sand

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Once again passively annoyed at skilled feudal martial arts YouTubers forgetting armor exists and showing a bunch attacks and making a bunch of points (sometimes literally) that only matter against vastly under equipped peasant soldiers that don't have any armor at all or in duels.

I bet @paizo.com actually wanted to name Tome of Dungeons "Tome of Tombs" but couldn't because that has burial chanber implications and might be confused with Book of the Dead. #pathfinder2e

Me (stretches, chronically stiff shoulderblades finally pop): Oo, that's what they are supposed to feel like....

Pokemon Floette

Alt: Pokemon Floette 3000years meme

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I sorta talked about this a couple days ago but it's oft struck me as goofy that the Primal list is praised as the best in #pathfinder2s because it's got Heal, Haste, Slow, and the classic damage AoEs in it; yet many will waggle a finger at Arcane solely because it's the only list that can't Heal.

I think if I ever wrote one of the Sonic movies I would reveal Tails has an intense and often petty hatred of Chris Pratt.

#starfinder2e embraced the silly and I love it. There's literally a fedora with the ability to hurt people if you tip it at them.

Saw someone responding to the mention of Tome of Dungeons with the classic "They should stop making new classes and make options for existing classes" Like, literally the majority of new class books have new subclasses for existing classes in them Legit at least 4 in Impossible Magic #pathfinder2e

I remember a while back reading a webtoon that was nothing special other than making a passing joke about the MC being super good at tasks that were like grinding for XP because she is so used to getting consistent hits of dopamine from modern phone culture. Needs constant stimulation gotta grind.

Silver for Aid - Digital goes to Pathfinder 2e and Starfinder 2e on Foundry VTT, Pathfinder 2e / Starfinder 2e on Foundry VTT Development Team

Got a really goofy reply on one of my #pathfinder2e shorts about the Wizard that was along the lines of "people aren't going to care about the fluff of an ability if the ability doesn't work" implying Wizard curriculums don't work. And it proceeded to argue the wizard can't hold a candle to...

Didn't notice it before but with the physical book in front of me it seems like Eidolons are very slightly streamlined with their ability modifiers being more static. IIRC their used to be different arrays but now you just pick what to put their STR & DEX at now. #pathfinder2e

Huh... At some levels if the allied caster is Frightened 2 a Spellshifter with Assurance Arcana can auto-crit the spellshift, so that's funnily enough a solid time to launch a spell that repeats on Sustain so they can Share Burden for the rest of the fight. #pathfinder2e

Thank you Paizo for the day one hotfix to #pathfinder2e Spellshifter's "Share Burden". Balance of the game is officially un-destroyed. No more super-mythic casting as a rogue.

cheezeofages@cheezeofages.bsky.social · 2w ago

Here with your regular reminder that Spellshifter from #pathfinder2e is pants-shittingly overpowered because you can Sustain ally spells multiple times very easily and use your Arcana DC (which scales drastically faster) for the Spell DC and Spell Attack rolls. At around 9th you can have +6 higher.

The #pathfinder2e Hedge Mage nerf/clarifications are somewhat suffering from a kneejerk reaction of "it's better to just go another spellcasting archetype". Hedges are now limited to only having R1 spells in their keepsake until the next tiers of casting feats. But lets dig in.

Commander: Leading people is hard. Necromancer: Yeah you have to possess them with the animating essence of your undead thralls and they naturally resist so you might only make your enemies stab their friends once. Commander: What?! Necromancer: What? What do you use? A flag? #pathfinder2e

Hey, Khangi and I are trying to pay rent. It’s pretty hard to find a new place to live if we’re unhoused. We need another $200 to finish July’s rent.

Shay ❄️@spellsinsugar.bsky.social · 3w ago

Okay, so I’m launching this with the hopes that in a week or so I can go “GOOD NEWS WE’RE GOLDEN” but after a long talk with Khangi, we came to this decision. We need the help. We need to accept the possibility that this may not be as fast as I want it to be. gofund.me/92295a4c1

All the video game studios that refuse to use generative AI aftermath.site/video-games-no...

So there are 2 people named Erik Davis in my overlapping fields and this is Not the one who wrote TechGnosis. The fact that he's being threatened with SIX YEARS jail time for legal protest activities against the government is legitimately terrifying in a "have a plan in place" kind of way. Holy shit

Sam Levin@samtlevin.bsky.social · last wk.

A Minnesota religious studies professor is facing six years in prison, with the DOJ saying he is part of an "antifa" conspiracy against ICE Erik Davis speaks out about his prosecution, largely based on a handful of his comments in Signal chats. He's not accused of any violence “It’s petty revenge"

A glut of AI-written fiction is drowning out human authors, new research shows. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/b...

What if there was board game that came as a puzzle because it comes as if it had been previously unboxed so the components are loose but you have the means to re-box them how they would have been of not for the gimmick.

Forum Goons: Shield Block is important. Same Goons: *scoffs at the skill that is needed to repair shields and can build to late game do it in one action* #pathfinder2e

Also a side thing to be annoyed about is the implication that casting Heal/Harm a handful more times is both the identity of the cleric and more of an identity than training with assassins and construction of a special staff or some such #pathfinder2e

cheezeofages@cheezeofages.bsky.social · last wk.

The reply I want to make to this #pathfinder2e Wizard thread on Reddit:

The reply I want to make to this #pathfinder2e Wizard thread on Reddit:

Tomb Raider King anime makin' it real clear how much Solo Leveling got right about its start and how big the difference can be without it. Not saying Solo Leveling is well written, I'm just sayin' TRK suffers from not having things SL does do. Like 3 eps in and I know nigh NOTHING about the MC.