Marty Beach

@chefmarty426.bsky.social

Retired, amateur chef, shitty golfer. Cubs, Blackhawks, Bulls, and Packers (sorry!)

Absolutely brilliant satire. "These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · 11mo ago

"As you’re smashing car windows and pulling people out of their cars, you might be wondering how to determine whether the person is undocumented or not, or even whether you should be violently detaining them in the first place."

Since taking office, I've been on a mission to attract more businesses to Illinois and grow our economy.   This latest ranking is a testament to that progress we've made here — jobs for our people, investment for our communities, and prosperity for our state.

Illinois EDC@illinoisedc.bsky.social · 11mo ago

#Illinois moves up a spot to #4 in Site Selection's 2025 Global Groundwork Index — a vote of confidence for the state's stability as a premier landing spot for growing companies. 👏 Story here: https://bit.ly/4g4m2gE

My plan to revive American manufacturing is to: raise the price of inputs like steel, aluminum & copper; create shortages of rare earths; generate less electricity; invite retaliatory tariffs; cut R&D; raise borrowing costs by blowing out the budget; and to cover it all in a cloud of uncertainty.

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

Hubby's psychiatrist appointment at the VA was canceled for no reason No new appointment scheduled He was told to call for a new appointment Today he called Caller #30 He waited an hour for assistance then was told to call another number Thanks to MUSK & DOGE VA is FUBAR