Taking a subservient role in the evil matriarchal elven society
Daemonic Space Program
@chelspacepro.bsky.social
Daemon-led, hellfire-propelled, super-dreadful space exploration // opinions are my own
Europeans can never get into a gun battle at Idaho In-N-Out restaurant
I would love to explore the "Eighteen Wonders" of Yunnan province
Impossible to find a new job in a supposedly booming industry, inflation is through the roof, housing market is dismal, America is so back baby
Got rejected for another job and I guess it's a thing now that companies just straight up won't let you know you didn't get chosen? Went through two interviews with this company that both went well just to get ghosted by them
Watched Interstellar for the first time ever last night. And I've got to say, my life is just like a movie fr
Withdrawing from society to spend my days floating in the gentle current with the lotus
Went kayaking through some Lotus this morning. At one point a cormorant was diving really close to us
Went kayaking through some Lotus this morning. At one point a cormorant was diving really close to us
The Odyssey was awesome but now I have a pounding headache
Went to the most evil place on Earth today (northern VA)
Type of shit I was inspecting in my past life as Imperial Ceramics Inspector in service of the Court
it could all be so simple: Animal Pen with Figures, Eastern Han Dynasty (25-220CE)
Today he's telling me Epstein is still alive and routinely gets spotted driving around in Florida
One of my coworkers thinks the Moon landing was a hoax. We literally fly satellites for a living lol
I was kinda hoping they'd not be interested in me but today they asked for a technical interview lol. Can't wait to get a lowball salary offer!
Had a first round job interview today and they asked me what my salary expectation was (which I tried to avoid) and when I told them, they hit me with some "well I'll let you know we've got very good stock options and other benefits, but we can talk about that more some other time"
I probably would have prospered as an Imperial Bureaucrat during the Song Dynasty or something like that
I'm fighting my demons today (thinking about playing WoW again)
Had a first round job interview today and they asked me what my salary expectation was (which I tried to avoid) and when I told them, they hit me with some "well I'll let you know we've got very good stock options and other benefits, but we can talk about that more some other time"
You've been sentenced to reeducation camp for the crime of not treating your fellow rational beings as an end in and of themselves
This is literally what my work looks like btw
Dark Star
Making all my coworkers call me by my Chinese name 白雷 from now on. My Chinese coworker is already in compliance
One of my supervisors wears a t shirt with Orwell on it every other day and said she homeschools her kids because they "don't teach it in schools". She's also anti-trans and anti-vaxx lmfao it's almost like a high school level book shouldn't be a basis for political thought!
This is addressed to everyone, but especially Americans under the age of 30: Read dystopian novels. Read 1984, and Brave New World, and Fahrenheit 451, and White Noise, and—fuck—even Hunger Games. So many of you just aren’t getting what’s been happening just because you don’t read.
Visited the national arboretum and it was way more Chinese than I was expecting