🦎 frilled lizard metareptile

@chemtrailhaze.bsky.social

30s | vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔞 | she/they/it | ΘΔ | https://ko-fi.com/chemtrailhaze

Kids these days have it rough. There are no cartoons nowadays with a ventriloquism joke where someone drinks water and makes the puppet talk at the same time. Then the ventriloquist does a spit take, for comedic effect. We used to be a proper country

This Mii, Matt, was created today, 20 years ago. He first appeared in Wii Sports which released just a few months after. We can tell exactly when he was created by datamining his file in Wii Music: August 30th, 2006, at 4:24 AM.

Matt (Wii)screenshot of Matt (Wii) in Wii Sports as the champion of boxing