I'm a sucker for advice columns. There's a recent trend of letters from people that say a family member or a friend has cut them off with no explanation. There could be other explanations, but immediately I think, "It's because you're a MAGA dumbass and you support the worst people and ideas"

*sigh* you don't have to download a desktop application to view a party invitation. It's a phishing message!

Citrix released patched today for 8 NetScaler vulnerabilities, CVE-2026-88771 through CVE-2026-88778. Although I don't know all the details, word is that one or more of these vulnerabilities are being actively exploited. Patch as soon as possible.

Security researcher Kevin Beaumont and a threat intelligence company warn: New exploits are being actively exploited. Official information is missing.

Security researchers warn: New zero-day exploits in Citrix Netscaler?

Security researcher Kevin Beaumont and a threat intelligence company warn: New exploits are being actively exploited. Official information is missing.

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I just spent 4 minutes listening to "Choosin' Texas," where I was surprised to learn the narrator is not choosing Texas, but their boyfriend is choosing Texas (and an old flame that lives there) over her Following Rolling Stone's advice has in no way helped me prepare to solve any problems

"It is 100% a queer art installation," the prolific DVD stasher tells us.

An Interview With the Person Who Put Hundreds of ‘Wedding Crashers’ DVDs in South Mpls Little Free Libraries - Racket

'It is 100% a queer art installation,' Sable Adelaide tells us.

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You used your wild and precious life to post on Bluesky? smh

I see a lot of articles about "401(k) millionaires" and "everyday millionaires" or "the millionaire next door" But "millionaire" doesn't mean close to the same thing it did 40 years ago:

attention all southside minneapolis film lovers: i have created a website that tracks riverview/trylon/main showtimes & displays them all on one easy to digest page: j3s.sh/southwatch/

The Ski & Snowboard Club is advertising themselves with sidewalk chalk as @sscumn and either they didn't think that through or they absolutely did

5 trees that insist on growing where I don't want them: - Buckthorn - Hackberry - Mulberry - Ash - Chokecherry

If LLMs are so smart why do they keep falling in love with the dumbest men alive

I downloaded the Mapquest app after the Lake Ontario business just like everyone else The thing is It's really not very good

We should just accept "wierd" as an alternate spelling. It's not ambiguous, we all know what people mean But people still need to spell "Weird Al" correctly

"controversial activist" is the way papers owned by conservative billionaires describe white supremacist agitators

Man, if I could get my hands on three more energon cubes I could drive this VW back to Cybertron

Different kinds of people: - The glass is half full - The glass is half empty - The glass contains 227g H2O - The glass is the wrong size - No, it doesn't make sense to have different size glasses for different amounts of liquid - My glass is full, but I'm telling you it's half full so I'm relatable

Free bad idea: geofenced cryptocurrency

Can we stop using the word "vibes" already?

I recently did a single load of laundry at a hotel. The front desk sold me a Tide pod. Everyone is allowed to have personal preferences, but if you don't use unscented laundry detergent, what the hell is wrong with you?

This song by Biomigrant came up in my YouTube mix and I thought, damn, that dude is jamming on the pan flute, turn it up Turns out it's a Colombian gaita, played by Fredys Arrieta Bandcamp link: lloronarecords.bandcamp.com/track/la-mue...

La Muerte - Lascivio Bohemia remix, by Biomigrant

from the album La Muerte feat. Toño García & Fredys Arrieta remixes

lloronarecords.bandcamp.com

Seems like a good time to share this plate of wieners, leftovers after a work bbq: flic.kr/p/edQcVF

Mmm, hot dogs

Hot dogs, the day after. Look at the congealed and glistening fat. Hungry? Sudeshna convinced me that this needed a "NSFW" tag.

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I don't know why the Park Bugle buried their best story on page 6, Ela Cantellano's expose on Como Zoo's new baby sloth, Cusi That's front page material!

Your periodic reminder that ClickFix attacks are still out there. A CAPTCHA ("prove you're a human") should never ask you to press Windows+R and paste code

Chris H@cherdt.bsky.social · 7mo ago

It turns out this bears repeating, several months later. Nothing that asks you to press Windows+R and paste code should be trusted.

"Some Like It Hot" (1985) – Power Station music.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1t...

For fans of Trading Places: possible commodity market price manipulation! Remember when eggs were really expensive? This may have been due to collusion between major egg producers, according to a complaint from the U.S. DOJ and 17 state attorneys general. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Family behind top US egg producer reaped $320mn after price surge

Descendants of Cal-Maine founder sold controlling stake near a record high after what authorities said was an effort to rig the market

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I just fell for some clickbait ("Best alt-rock songs of 1996") that has me convinced 1996 was a terrible year for music

Student-run newspapers are great. They publish content that major news sources avoid. But MN Daily, get it together: - Recent article about a new cafe and didn't include the address (WHERE) - Recent article about a leadership change didn't include the exec's departure date (WHEN) Five W's!!

I joked about turning our shed in back into a tiny neighborhood data center Not hyperscale Hyperlocal Your friendly neighborhood cloud

Why does new handlebar tape cost $40-$50 now?? I'm going to do a terrible job wrapping my handlebars, I felt far less bad about it when it was $15 handlebar tape