Im honestly not really someone worth getting to know anymore. Maybe someday i can fix that. But right now im just going to make your life worse.

Pov: your buddy asks you to partake in diaper fetish play with him

Applejack in the barn 👅 #mlp #clop #nsfw

If im giving you head you can literally just start pissing i will swallow it 💕

Sucking your dick rn. Yes, you.

Guh. Been far too long since someones made a urinal out of me. Need someone to gimme a warm drink <3

Most of you probably don't really know that i have a history of playing competitive smash. I still do, in fact. Anyway, not an exciting story. Hbox just rolled up to a random ass local here in pittsburgh back in smash 4 days like, 9 or 10 years ago lol

Chickadee! 🔞@chickadeevivi.bsky.social · last mo.

Sometimes i forget that i once met HungryBox in person

Sometimes i forget that i once met HungryBox in person

Would kill a mare for some taquitos rn

Being called a good girl for knowing my place as a urinal does funny things to my brain,, 😵‍💫

hatsune miku pony sticker

#mlp

Opened up fimfiction on the Best Buy display Ally X

I had a weird dream last night that i met @gooseworx.bsky.social at a convention of some kind and she wanted to hang out with me like multiple times throughout it. And then at the end of the convention i asked for her discord and she declined to give it and then i woke up lmaoooo

For someone whod never really been drunk before until 7 months ago at the ripe age of 27 i find it really funny that i guess alcohol taste/burn just doesnt bother me as much as others because i can just gulp down a shot of something and not even react.

Yelling "More like a bridge too short!" at the anthrocon bubsy suiter

if this bill passed this would be a dream come true for me i fuckckcing love drinking piss

10,000 Motivated Rats@bombsfall.bsky.social · 9mo ago

I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill

being a pony is great because i stopped caring about the approval of anyone big and now i only care about being followed by Sunny Delivery (appears in S8E10 for 10 seconds) who is mentally ill and has 50 followers at most, and her friends Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow, and Cozy Glow

Just got vaguely recognized in the anthrocon registration line

I need art of Claudia from D'lirium pissing on chickadees face fr

Was at a dispensary with @itsmemordred.bsky.social and she asked the dealer if there was anything that made you Feel like a Dog and they said "oh I get you, don't let the beard fool you I'm an unhinged tranny" like hell yeah boymoder weed store vendor I trust you with my life

Is there a single (human focused where the characters arent already another species) game on this planet that wouldn't be better if the characters weren't ponies instead?

cant think of an explaination. wagever! starshy hypno piss art :)! #mlp #mlpnsfw #fluttershy #starlightglimmer #watersports #starshymlp

the kindest ponies i know are into the wildest things. they're also all so fearful. stop being mean to the ponies i like.

Do you think texas roadhouse would be called texas toadhouse in an alternate universe where everyone is amphibious and plays into it just hard enough for it to be narratively entertaining

head from a girl who can do a meatwad voice

Does anyone else get the icarly theme song stuck in their head multiple times per week or is that just me

Listen ive been in 3 separate piss puddles in the last several days now and now im at work and all i want is more piss i think im getting addicted 🥴

Idk is someone really your bestie if youre not lowkey highkey gay for them