Downstairs neighbors are fucking

Everyone hates me and i deserve to be hated if the universe is just that means i must deserve to suffer

What the fuck am i doing

How do i get spironolactane i need to treat my blood pressure

If you want to see Jack Nicholson piss on James Spader, watch the movie Wolf. It also has Michelle Pfeiffer

The nazi tattoo guy is a bad guy???

It's not just soil—it's loam!

Wokey birds

Does anyone want to get married i will give you all of my money

I'm needy and weird and annoying and im sorry

Why can't she love me

genuinely i fw her and her vibes so much thank you snail arcueid

Remember in seinfeld when they want to buy soup but the guy says "no soup for you" imagine if he said "no poop for you" instead

I pee freely

Can we pee together and cross the streams?

Does anyone want to get married and/or go see a movie

Naked women

Why does reading the directions to heat up frozen vegetables produce a hreat wave of sadness and loneliness within me

Obsession is insanely good and actually scared the shit out of me, I don't think I could ever rewatch it

Hello there The angel from my nightmare The shadow in the background of the morgue

Someone needs to invent a bedside toilet or something so i don't ever have to leave my bed again

Tony Soprenis

Does anyone know how to get to the lake?

Does anyone want to go to the Smithsonian with me

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

How do you develop the confidence to shoplift

Piss a little bit Piss a little bit on your balls for me

It's me and my bottle of italian seasoning against the world