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colton 26 he/it. steddie account. mdni. top eddie truther.

Baby Eddie getting sick for the first time with Wayne… his tummy hurts and his head hurts but he doesn’t know what to do except hide it… he hopes he doesn’t end up puking bc then Wayne might notice :( …….wayne eventually notices anyway, checking Eddie’s temperature with

why does everything eddie would have loved come out in 1987 they hate him... hellraiser. slumber party massacre 2. sylvanian families. steve presumably.

i just know in my heart that Eddie takes advantage of every minute he and Steve are stuck knotted together that certifiable yapper™ is using their free time to talk his mate’s ear off about insane shit and sometimes makes Steve lowkey regret asking for sex without grabbing earplugs for afterwards

Steddie giggling hysterically and absolutely giving themselves away because they’re trying to have sex on Christmas night with Wayne in the next room. Wayne might not have known what they were doing without the loud SHUSHes and all the snickering, but alas…

eddie, who consumes sour candy and mountain dew and hot sauce at a rate that makes his mouth a temporary biohazard, getting stopped with a hand on his forehead an inch from steves pussy: :v steve: what was the last thing you ate 🤨