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24|๐ŸŒˆ|Steddie|so many AUs. so many bulges. so many dicks.|OCs|[ #niltp] Queer art, body positivity, NSFW! Trying to add alt text to all my art!

being obsessed with garfield, especially as a child, means that eddie has perfected lasagna. not as in he found a really good recipe, it's eddie's own recipe however the fact that he makes a damn good lasagna has been largely irrelevant for most of his life until he started dating steve

Once again thinking of werewolf (wereman?) Eddie who's a giant fuck wolf for 27 days a month and turns into a man when the moon is fullest - scaring the shit out of Steve the shepard who drops by the herd unexpectedly to find a scraggly naked man sleeping in the barn instead of his loyal guard dog ๐Ÿบ

steve: it's just a mushroom eddie, eat it! eddie: absolutely not. steve: so you'll eat my ass like a man starved every night but you won't try one, one โ˜๏ธ, teeny tiny little mushroom? wayne:

sometimes i think about eddie strolling into scoops ahoy on a random tuesday, immediately clocking steve harrington in his slutty lil sailor uniform and just short circuiting and asking for a "split on my banana" instead of a banana split then just running the fuck outta there.

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first time steddie hook up in his bedroom, Steve goes to the bathroom to 'freshen up' and comes back to find Eddie yanking on the slats of his headboard with force when Eddie finally feels him staring, he pats the bed frame and grins, "Just taking her for a test drive. Excellent craftsmanship."