Chompy Mouth

@chompymouth.bsky.social

he/him, 30, hyperfixated on Hazbin Hotel nonstop since 2020 and MHA now to a degree (mostly Aizawa)

Everyone is absolved if they need to be for liking Harry Potter as children back when Rowling seemed normal, but this is the moment in the zombie movie where you’re weeping and holding an axe and everyone is yelling “you need to do it, that’s not the Joanne you knew, Joanne is gone”

He’s tall enough to bang you like a screen door, radio demon. Rail you like a train, smash you like a burger, lay you like floor tile, clap your cheeks like Aunt Edna before church. Honey, he’s got your number and he’s about to dial.

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