Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
I had TERRIBLE nightmares about the Wicked Witch/tornado from the Wizard of Oz.
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · last wk.In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
In addition to being evil, these guys are incurable weirdos.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 3w agoNEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
millennials only want one thing and it's watching Linda Cohn and Karl Ravech calling highlights on SportsCenter for a Mark Buehrle seven-inning, one-run, nine-hit, two strikeout game against the 2003 Kansas City Royals
Do you miss the direct-to-DVD era of movies? Want to watch TV shows from before you were born? Have you ever wondered if there’s a channel specifically for the Bolivian diaspora? Good news… it’s all on BOOFI!
Welcome to BOOFI, Yet Another Free Streaming Service
Why watch something new? Or good?
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Just never get into sports betting, gas station heroin, or creative writing, and you'll be fine
I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!
I’ve never been so certain Nithya is going to win lol
David Zahniser@davidzahniser.bsky.social · 4mo agoDouglas Herman is out at Mayor Karen Bass' reelection campaign. He's being replaced by Julie Chávez Rodriguez, who was campaign manager for the Biden and Harris presidential bids in 2024. www.latimes.com/california/s...
There are bodies of water that are bigger, deeper, better smelling. But right now, in the summer of 2026, there is no body of water in America that is more talked about than the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. And she knows it. www.chortle.blog/p/exclusive-...
An Exclusive Interview with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
Washington's most-talked-about body of water is ready for her close-up.
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The Smart Search List of the Day is: Humorous Fiction feat. @johnnyamericazine.bsky.social @flashfictiononline.bsky.social @pointsincase.com @chortle.blog et al. https://duotrope.com...
Smart Search List of the Day
The Smart Search List of the Day is: Humorous Fiction feat. @johnnyamericazine.bsky.social @flashfictiononline.bsky.social @pointsincase.com @chortle.blog et al. https://duotrope.com/search/smart/fiction/humorous-fiction-h05vAkFk
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Just over a week left to submit your humor pieces! Cc @duotrope.com
Greg Nix@chortle.blog · 4mo agoI just posted a new call for submissions! Send me your funny stuff, humor #writers.
I just posted a new call for submissions! Send me your funny stuff, humor #writers.
June Submissions Are Now Open!
I’m paying for funny pieces about America 🇺🇸🦅🫠
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It was funny when Taylor Swift ruined everybody’s football games, but now she’s ruining my basketball game. Get outta here, Taylor.
If you have ever emailed a writer to let them know you enjoyed something they wrote, you are among the noblest and best and most saintly in this entire world, and I hope you sleep really well tonight.
Hello, Mister President. It looks like you’ve got me. That’s right, you’ve finally caught the man who rigged California’s primary election.
I Rigged California's Election
You caught me red-handed, Mr. President.
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Just put yourself out there, the more embarrassing it feels, the better you're doing, I swear
After careful consideration, I have made the difficult decision to withdraw Gator’s Tilt-A-Whirl from the Great American State Fair. This event does not align with our principles as an organization that includes one man and several tons of uninsurable machinery.
Gator's Tilt-a-Whirl Also Drops Out of Trump's Great American State Fair
Gator: "This is not about politics."
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I’ve started measuring my life with sabermetrics, and I don’t love my stats right now… WAR: -1.2 (Weekends Actually Rested) K%: 18 (Kid, Percent Satisfied) xWIF: .773 (Expected rate at which I irritate my wife)
Advanced Baseball Statistics for Real Life
Using sabermetrics to measure my weekend.
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Did you love these Michael Jackson biopic? If so, you’ll definitely enjoy these other non-controversial films!
Upcoming Biopics from the Producers of 'Michael'
The hot new Hollywood trend: feel-good stories about feel-bad people.
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I wrote about the photo, but I am still very interested in where this particular torch came from and how it was decided that we would be giving it to him on behalf of the city
She really didn't need to do this
Over the last two years, we've watched gutless leaders go groveling to the White House with gilded gifts to appease our authoritarian overlord. And now Karen Bass is part of that club
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Wow, a price update! This sounds like an exciting opportunity for me.
This is shocking and embarrassing @mayor.lacity.gov. A smiling photo op with the man who sent ICE into our city? Fuck off, Karen.
Alissa Walker@awalkerinla.bsky.social · 6mo agoShe gave him a torch? SHE GAVE HIM ONE OF OUR TORCHES???
Earth Day is this week! Learn about the holiday’s past, present and future right here.
A Timeline of Notable Earth Days: 1970 to 2145
A noble past and an illustrious future.
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Mae sure you know whether you’re filing your taxes Frantically or Redundantly! www.chortle.blog/p/lesser-kno...
16 Lesser Known Tax Filing Statuses
You may qualify for a Romantic tax break.
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