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Jonny Singer@jonnysinger.bsky.social · 8h ago

If you could combine Noni’s footballing ability, and Gyokeres’s “kicking it hard” ability, you’d have a ballon d’or. If you did the opposite, you’d be in Sunday league

FFS Noni

Ødegaaard again. He’s on fire

Feels like a massive 3 points already

Chelsea have a lot of players that can hit them from outside the box

Ødegaard has been kicked up and down the park. Big shift from him

Wait do the chavs have a player called Chaverria? 🤣

Giving Tzolis a card for asking for a card while letting Chelsea foul with impunity

Havertz brilliantly doing nothing to distract the defence

Ødegaaaaaaaaard

Oh Ipswich

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Ugly, short tempered and nervy but I’ll take the win

After his 15th foul Maatsen showed a card

8 mins for all the fouls he didn’t give?

Kai not having the best day at the office

And another

Fucking he’ll he gave Villa a yellow card

Gyokeres?

Oh Kai

Bruno G coming on

Declan Rice is immense

Gillet apparently lost his cards

Could be an own goal?

Saaaaaakaaaaaa

Looks outside the box?

How was that not a yellow for Cash’s challenge on Tzolis?

Villa better than last weeks result so far

Jarred Gillet. Two identical offences, one on Tzolis, one by Tzolis, one not given as a foul, the other deemed a yellow card

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