Christopher
@chrisworcs.bsky.social
I just told Miss Blanche: I'm going downtown to see a man about jury duty He/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
When I was little I read on the instant coffee instructions "add sugar to taste" and I thought that meant you couldn't taste it until you put sugar in it. Like it was basically flavourless until sugar somehow magically transformed it into tasting like coffee
When I was little I read on the instant coffee instructions "add sugar to taste" and I thought that meant you couldn't taste it until you put sugar in it. Like it was basically flavourless until sugar somehow magically transformed it into tasting like coffee
I remember thinking that Des' house was the most glamorous thing I could imagine. I desperately wanted to live in a house like that when I grew up lol
Christopher@chrisworcs.bsky.social · 2w agoI'm watching Neighbours from the very first episode because I'm a nostalgic gen X fool and because Guy Pearce. Be still my beating 10 year old heart
I love waking up and remembering a hateful piece of shit is dead
I loved this. Very touching and sweet and quite scary
Christopher@chrisworcs.bsky.social · 2d agoNW: Leviticus (2026)
It's comforting to know that when I die, people probably won't be queuing up to talk about what a repulsive person I was. That I was an irredeemable cunt, the literal scum of the earth. About how much better the world is without me in it. Anyway. Rod Liddle
What did the auld bollocks die of anyway? I hope it was painful
Just heard Rod Liddle is dead. Hahaha. Good riddance. I only wish I believed in an afterlife because I know exactly where that nonce cunt would be. The world is a tiny little bit less unpleasant without him in it
Kind of fun. I seem to be watching nearly as many demonic sexbot movies as shark ones ATM
Christopher@chrisworcs.bsky.social · 3d agoNW: Soulm8te (2026)
Le Conte la cunt was one of the first people to ever block me on twitter and what a blessing that turned out to be 🙏
Just had to go to work for an hour to fix the till. Well my husband fixed it because his job is computer so I just sighed and huffed and served customers because I was just in the way tbh
Chocolate ice-cream is a shit flavour. Chocolate is so good because it melts at body temperature and releases the perfect flavour. It's just too cold for it to taste nice properly
YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 5d agoYouGov's latest scoop: vanilla is Britain's favourite ice cream flavour Vanilla: 18% Mint choc chip: 14% Chocolate: 13% Strawberry: 5% Salted caramel: 5% Rum and raisin: 5% Pistachio: 4% Coffee: 3% Raspberry ripple: 3% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...
Whoa this is fun. I'm the same age as selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, attention deficit disorder, BFF (which I would have thought was *much* younger than me), generalised anxiety disorder (lmao) and MDMA (lol)
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JKR's lawyers frantically drafting a letter
Kat Kerlin@katkerlin.bsky.social · last wk.Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...
Ok I've changed my mind a little. Maybe I do want to watch it a little bit
Christopher@chrisworcs.bsky.social · 3w agoThere's almost a 0% chance I will ever watch The Odyssey because it's extremely not my Sort Of Thing. But I love anything that upsets nazi chuds and the very talented and handsome Elliot Page
We actually went to the pub quiz and we came 15th out of 32 teams which is not too bad because it was only me, my husband and my baby sister so we all know the same stuff lol. There's not exactly a broad spread of knowledge 😭
Christopher@chrisworcs.bsky.social · last wk.Don't be mad at me but we've come out to the pub for tea lol
