George Clinton should release a Dune-themed concept album called Funkin' Idaho
Slurms MacKenzie
@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social
Slurm for the Slurm God. Party on, contest winners Bluesky's official cheeky handsome guy Premier Sex Bomb poster
Jason Arday's marathon challenge and football claims found to be true after his death - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/jason-ardays-marathon-challenge-and-football-claims-found-be-true-after-his-death
Jason Arday's marathon challenge and football claims found to be true after his death
Claims the late academic made which were widely derided as false in media and online discourse this month appear to be true, an MEE analysis has found
middleeasteye.net
Another big one is "The Guardian", which is actually pronounced "transphobic, racist and ableist shitrag run by utter losers"
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 7h agoAçaí, chipotle and gnocchi – and other words you are probably mispronouncing
Looking at the weather forecast for the next two weeks
They should let me throw a dinner in honour of Sam Altman 🌝
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 16h agoGoop 🤝 slop
not to dunk on OP here, but this is a very common misconception! rabies does not exist in the UK, *except* in some very rare cases ONLY in bats, which aren't transmissible to other animals. but it does exist and if you have been exposed to a bat, even if you didn't feel a bite, call 111 immediately.
His Bark Materials🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌌@oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 22h agoThankfully the UK doesn’t have rabies anymore, so the bats are safe
Toddler is now at the age where we give her slices of pizza the proper way instead of little strips or bites, and let me tell you true joy is watching a tiny person tucking into a pizza slice the size of their face
Ableist extremists aren't going to accept you, your child, your partner, your parent, as one of the "legitimate" people with a mental health condition or a form of neurodivergence They want everyone who doesn't fit their ideals to either silently suffer or be locked away from society and forgotten
I'm sorry but how does that work? When the game gives you the option to use Spooky Puzzle Box just don't do it! Problem solved
Nintendo Life@nintendolife.com · 23h agoHellraiser: Revival Confirmed For Switch 2, Launching October 2026.
It’s my birthday in >2 weeks and we can’t afford to celebrate, nor makeup, nor toiletries, nor olive oil, nor bloody cat litter…it’s a month of trauma anniversaries (for us both), and the misery is being compounded by poverty. Please help a glum transsexual age more happily: paypal.me/StuffOfMemes
The rest of our dogshit media reading Will Self of all people criticise them:
idk gang, I don't think a half-hearted vague apology for joining in a media-based lynching of someone because of their ethnicity really cuts it, especially when it comes from a long pattern of behaviour doing this again and again
Just had the first bit of proper rain in like 3 months and heard some old bellend through the window complaining lol
Getting kind of bored of being Slurms MacKenzie atm, maybe it's time for a name refresh on here sometime
Important philosophical question for you all, dear friends: should the Gonk droid be allowed to fuck?
There are lots I didn't gel with but didn't *hate* hate, but I despise La La Land, Annie Hall, Poor Things, and The Artist
Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco!@ohhhaeee.bsky.social · 2d agoWhats a movie everyone fucking loves that you despise? It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT. Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-
It was the CD single to Push It by Garbage, which I heard on Radio 1 top 40 and loved. Took my pocket money to Woolworths the next week
The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · 3d ago44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?
Toddler Bath Time Meltdown is the name of my new post hardcore band
I've been setting up my Taito HyperMegaTech as an all-platform emulator and tested it with a little bit of Pokémon FireRed, so I am both extremely rich *and* have a Psyduck as a friend, thank you that will do nicely
Nina Marotta ☢️💙@mrschief7.bsky.social · 2d agoYou're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?
Gonna make myself a bacon egg and cheese bagel for lunch 😎
If you're ever thinking of giving up, don't ❤️ There is always brightness in the future ❤️ Like how in about 10 years we'll blatantly get a murder mystery TV show where Dan Stevens plays an utterly charming detective ❤️
Hi friends, There's a fairly high chance I'm going to be made redundant in the not too distant future which will have a serious impact on my finances, so I'm going to need a little mutual aid. That said I don't love asking for help, so instead please commission my #art! forms.gle/1nvBcok3GpE6...
Mildly cooler today but the war against the summer continues, I will not rest until I can wear a nice cardigan. The only good summer is a dead summer
There is no answer to hidden disability that will please ableist extremists. If you take medication for your condition they will cry that there's an oversubscription crisis. If you don't take medication and try other adjustments they will claim it's a social construct. They are liars and bigots.
You could watch the Jean Claude Van Damme and Roger Moore masterpiece The Quest about 20 times instead Why is JCVD dressed as a clown? I'll never tell
IGN@ign.com · 3d agoReady for your Avengers Doomsday homework? Marvel has released a watchlist of 15 movies and TV shows you should watch before December 18 rolls around. https://bit.ly/3UmhwmS
