Me in Grade 1 when I wouldn't be able to hold my pee in while walking home so my grandma would make me pee behind a neighbour's mailbox
Wait so you don’t think Damn Daniel is flames bruh? Aight I’ma head out 😭✌️
Friendly reminder that Fart is subjective *brraaaaaaaaaaap!* Smell it and let me know what you think 👀🤞
Two twos my word croski if you’re not rockin with frutiger aero y2k you’re dess ahlie
How it feels to say your favourite song is Mary Had A Little Lamb instead of the ABCs
The design of toilets are so annoying like what do you mean I have to buy a new one every time I flush 😭😭😭
2016 - Hugh Mungus 2018 - Big Chungus 2020 - Among Us 2022 - Morbius 2024 - Not Like Us 2026 - Iridocyclitus
Letting the poop crust up in yo butt and eating it like breadcrumbs is $4.95 on Steam
PEAK is $4.95 on Steam buff.ly/XVMbyuQ
“Dance if you listen to clario, drink matcha lattes, read femimist literature and like coraline” Me asf:
Stephen Curry: "I'mma take this piss from the three point line hold on" Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar:
How white people react when you tell them their family has died in a car crash
When you about to die of dehydration in the desert so you try to open your mouth under yo girl to catch sweat droplets
So-called 'stubborn,' 'rebellious' babies when you say "Here comes the airplane"