It might be an unpopular opinion but I feel like slides are trash.
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You know what’s unfortunate? People are going to start naming their kids “jimothy”
There’s nothing as frustrating as a malfunctioning smoke alarm at 2 am. New battery, cleaned the sensor, tried no battery and still beeping 2.5 hours later. The dogs are in crisis mode.
As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website
Oh, you like all of the different playlist that you have made on LivePhish throughout the years? Well guess what, It’s going to cost you an extra $15 a month now just to have them whether you want the video streams or not. -livephish inc.
Our UPS guy is walking like he has a nice little summer chafe going on. Poor guy.
101° at 10am? Yeah that’s enough work for today.
The wife and kid made that pineapple wedges and kool aid jank and it’s actually really fucking good.
Getting stuck behind this car would cause me to become homicidal.
Remember, you are not your thoughts. Happy Monday.
That eBay doc is pretty scandalous. I had no idea any of that happened.