The NFL is so unserious sometimes

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · 49m ago

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Former Lions CB Terrion Arnold plans to sign with the Seattle Seahawks. The NFL must decide whether to put Arnold on the Commissioner’s Exempt List after he was arrested on felony charges in connection with a robbery and kidnapping in February. Per Adam Schefter.

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I posted this mid-fantasy draft. I live for the news.

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · 24h ago

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 Darren Waller is signing a 1-year deal with the Carolina Panthers. Per Adam Schefter.

Joint practice updates from today:

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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 The Vikings have named Kyler Murray their starting QB. Per Adam Schefter.

❓❓❓INJURY NEWS❓❓❓ Indianapolis WR Alec Pierce did *not* receive a 2nd PRP (platelet-rich plasma) injection yesterday as widely reported. The Colts say they are expecting him to be ready (ankle) for Week 1. Per GM Chris Ballard

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 Green Bay QB Jordan Love will play in their preseason opener per HC Matt LaFleur

We see things like the CMC "tightness" and Dobbins leaving with trainers and want you to know that if there is something important we will ALWAYS keep you informed.

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · 3d ago

👋👋👋 GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT 👋👋👋

UPDATE: Patriots TE Hunter Henry is signing a two-year, $16 million extension worth up to $20 million and includes $14.5 million guaranteed and a $4.2 million signing bonus. Per Adam Schefter.

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · 3d ago

📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣 The Patriots have agreed to terms with TE Hunter Henry on a 2-year contract extension. Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 The Detroit Lions have signed RB Jahmyr Gibbs to a 3-year $67.5 million extension, including $51.5 million guaranteed

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 The Colts and RB Jonathan Taylor have agreed to terms on a big-time 2-year, $44M extension. $47M is the max with $39M guaranteed. Per @rapsheet.bsky.social and Adam Schefter.

So what round do I draft the Rams defense in?

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · last wk.

👀👀👀 NEWS 👀👀👀 Aaron Donald worked out today for the Los Angeles Rams, per the NFL wire.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 The Commanders are signing WR Stefon Diggs. Details to follow. Per Jordan Schultz.

The $35M per year extension for Zay Flowers ties him with Justin Jefferson in new-money average per year. 1) Jaxon Smith-Njigba: $42.15M 2) Ja'Marr Chase: $40.25M 3) Drake London: $35.25M 4) Zay Flowers: $35M T-4) Justin Jefferson: $35M 6) CeeDee Lamb: $34M Per Adam Schefter. THIS IS INSANE.

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · last wk.

💰💰💰 BREAKING NEWS 💰💰💰 Zay Flowers and the Ravens have reached an agreement on a 4-year, $140M extension that includes $108M guaranteed. Per Adam Schefter.

💰💰💰 BREAKING NEWS 💰💰💰 Zay Flowers and the Ravens have reached an agreement on a 4-year, $140M extension that includes $108M guaranteed. Per Adam Schefter.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Bijan Robinson and the Falcons reached agreement on a 3-year extension worth up to $75 million that now will make him the highest-paid running back in NFL history. Robinson will receive a record $51 million guaranteed, including $37 million at signing. Per Adam Schefter.

🏛️🏛️🏛️ ACCOUNT NEWS 🏛️🏛️🏛️ This account will be OOO from 6:30-9:30pm EST this evening. I apologize in advance if news breaks. I will post it when I return. I will be seeing The Odyssey during that time. Thank you for your understanding 🫡

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 49ers are putting Ricky Pearsall on season-ending IR. He’ll have surgery on his PCL, John Lynch said.

Yeah, Ricky might be Joever

🏈Optimus FF News@news.optimusfantasy.com · 2w ago

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Free agent WR Deebo Samuel is signing back with the 49ers on a 1-year deal worth up to $7M. Per @rapsheet.bsky.social

💐💐💐 NEWS 💐💐💐 Taysom Hill says goodbye to the New Orleans saints. (The flowers are for him)

✅✅✅ INJURY UPDATE ✅✅✅ New York Giants RB Cam Skattebo (ankle) is "good to go" for training camp

🚨🚨🚨 NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 Colts placed WR Alec Pierce (ankle) on the Active/Physically Unable to Perform list. Per Adam Schefter.

👀👀👀 NEWS 👀👀👀 Malik Nabers (knee) is not on the PUP list to start training camp. Per Jordan Raanan.

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Messi truly is the 🐐

First the Knicks, now team USA. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨 The Lions are releasing CB Terrion Arnold. Per Adam Schefter.

Dave Birkett@davebirkett.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Source: Lions CB Terrion Arnold has been arrested and is facing multiple felony charges which carry a potential sentence of up to life in prison. Story to post shortly.