It's kind of odd that people are so performativity anti AI on here. Yeah, using it based on stolen art created by humans is shit, and has shit results, but why not use it to sort through massive datasets, specifically the US customs product codes website which is insanely time consuming to use?
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What on earth is going on here? Throughout the 90's Soundcraft made the Spirit series of mixing desks, which used the same 'SPIRIT' logo with the wing as this dubious Chinese company who make audio kit today, except as far as i can tell there is no link between the companies www.spirit-proaudio.com
Fascists, communists, centrists... i'd happily vote for any party who has as one of their core policies the relentless persecution of anyone who insists on holding their chin and looking quizzical in Youtube thumbnails. Raising the eyebrows is another 10 years in the gulag.
Well that's a bit better. No longer is it only readable if you're viewing it from below the height it's racked!
IT LIVES! The Cheetah MD16R. A drum machine whose build quality REALLY couldn't keep up with it's insanely complex ambitions, helped back to life with a custom circuitbenders 'battery cheetah' board that replaces all the inevitably leaking and corroded battery junk with a new battery backup circuit
Rather enjoying the Texas Instruments logo on these somewhat dubious TL072's, assuming that's actually meant to be a TI logo... 🤔 It looks like it was drawn by a child with a crayon!
This... How does this happen? First of all this is in absolutely no way rare. We have 3 of them, none of which we paid more than £50 for, a normal selling price that a minimal amount of research would of revealed. The description is AI, so i can only assume the price is equally as hallucinatory.
Numark EM-260 mixer w/ KAOSS pad **RARE** | eBay UK
highly sought after tactile mixer from the early 00's which includes an integrated kaoss pad. 20 years out of production, The Numark EM-260 mixer with a KAOSS pad is a rare find for DJs looking for a high-quality analogue mixer with a unique twist. The red-coloured design adds a stylish touch to the already impressive features of the Numark brand. With its dependable performance and versatile capabilities, this mixer is sure to enhance any DJ set with its distinctive KAOSS pad functionality. Perfect for adding an extra level of creativity and complexity to your mixes, this mixer is a must-have for any serious DJ enthusiast.
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Hey guys. Who's got that Friday party feeling?! 🤪 Why not let us know in the comments! 🤩 Just thought we'd let you know theres one of these for sale if you wanted to buy one, although at the rate humanity is going we'll all be dead soon and its not going to matter. reverb.com/item/9994019...
Join us live as we enter the 5th day of not getting this ESP12F wifi relay board working because it turned out to be very slightly more complex than i had anticipated finding a PC that'll run the uploader and soldering in headers and jumpers and christ on a bike its too hot and i can't be bothered.
This new OLED TR7x7 screen from Addictive Instruments in France is a phenomenal bit of engineering, but having installed it into a TR707 I now realise I've never actually looked at the drum grid on a TR707 screen as it's entirely unnecessary to operating the thing and it takes too long read it.
Heres a feckin' stupid thing. If we send a 30 year old Yamaha drum machine to the US then because it was originally manufactured in Japan 3 decades ago then the tariff is 15%, but if we send an Alesis HR16 to the US then because it says "made in usa" on the bottom the tariff is 5%. 🤔
People of the US: I've spent most of this morning checking and rechecking customs commodity codes for whatever randomly changing bullshit tariffs the cretins in charge of your country want you to pay. I'll be doing the same tomorrow Please vote for grown ups who actually understand things next time.
I mean... its almost too perfect! "I know nothing about you but consider me a lost customer." Well, thats our new T-shirt design sorted. Could there be a more classic indictment of the utterly futility of the internet and the modern age! 😀
As ever, the one star reviews are far more entertaining than the inevitable tsunami of five star ones we get because we're so great. 😉 Might start deliberately pissing people off just so we can indulge in some more entertaining review response based passive aggression. 😀
Roland TR727. Astonishingly it still works after replacing a few bits and pieces... to a certain extent anyway. The buttons board is a bit of a mess, but with a new DAC chip and some opamps the audio side works fine! I'm thinking thats the result of a house fire, and then a fire extinguisher. 🤔
The latest in our possibly ill advised sparkly disco pants limited edition Demon Seed pedals. Its a lot more sparkly in real life... which could also be said for most things on the internet. 🤔 Get it here, if its still there: circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1698...
There are few things as frustrating as someone giving you a one star review simply because the marketplace platform just won't stop relentlessly sending them utterly pointless follow up emails and endless review requests. You can see how eventually it breaks people and they leave a furious one star.
Just been informed that Mousers customer excellence team will be addressing our shipping query. Definitely not the customer service team, we've been upgraded to customer excellence! Imagine working in 'Customer Excellence', and dying a little inside every time you had to tell someone your job title
Must be about 5 years or more since this Sequential Circuits Prophet 600 was listed as spares or repair on ebay for... *checks listing* erm... £1,797. Apparently it "needs cleaning & service" 🤔 www.ebay.co.uk/itm/17826188...
Thanks for the advice Facebook. Once again you've absolutely nailed our demographic! 🤔 How on earth does Facebook ever even achieve an elementary level of evil with this degree of algorithmic competence?
Scam attempt #076: "i ordered your product please cancel and send refund" "ok, you might have to give me some more details" "No details please send refund to paypal" "what?" "i report you to the internet send refund. Well obviously we wouldn't want to be reported to the internet. Refunding asap! 😄
M-VAVE FM1: objectively a piece of junk, unless for some reason you want to spend your Friday night fiddling with really bad FM breakcore.... Then it's a great laugh. 😉
Because we're cursed with people definitely wanting to buy these right up until the point that they seem genuinely surprised that they don't own anything to use it with and don't pay, we have a Roland Patch Box bundle to exchange for currency. circuitbenders.etsy.com/listing/1357...
Harsh noise music so abrasive that its essential aim is to make you not want to be listening to it, but as soon as you stop listening to it then its no longer functioning as 'music' and becomes redundant. Failure is built into its success This sounds like a quandary for @strategictaper.bsky.social
A very yellowed Japanese Suiko ST-50 poetry trainer with some ROM glitching switches and reclocking. Was it worth the effort? Possibly... I'm not entirely sure what the fuss is about with these things. Its just a somewhat specialised ROMpler with traditional Japanese sounds and a baffling interface
Maybe I’m out of touch, but I think if actual teenagers engineered a synthesizer, it would look like a cool energy drink, not playmobile.
Reverse keys Korg Poly800 mk1, with full circuitbenders Polybeast mods and a data entry knob. Mods available at: www.circuitbenders.co.uk/synthmod/POL...
If you have searches set up eBay to email you whenever things are listed, it's really weird to watch asking prices rise over time for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Yamaha REX50 effects: £30-£40 to buy about 5 years ago. Now not necessarily selling, but starting at £80-£100+
Just removed some pedal board velcro from the bottom of a R100 half rack and the sticky goop its left behind is absolutely impervious to man made chemicals! Isopropyl doesn't touch it. Acetone is literally melting the paint from the metal around the goop covered areas, but achieving nothing else!