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10 thumbed tone deaf no talent noise polluters

It's kind of odd that people are so performativity anti AI on here. Yeah, using it based on stolen art created by humans is shit, and has shit results, but why not use it to sort through massive datasets, specifically the US customs product codes website which is insanely time consuming to use?

Fascists, communists, centrists... i'd happily vote for any party who has as one of their core policies the relentless persecution of anyone who insists on holding their chin and looking quizzical in Youtube thumbnails. Raising the eyebrows is another 10 years in the gulag.

IT LIVES! The Cheetah MD16R. A drum machine whose build quality REALLY couldn't keep up with it's insanely complex ambitions, helped back to life with a custom circuitbenders 'battery cheetah' board that replaces all the inevitably leaking and corroded battery junk with a new battery backup circuit

Join us live as we enter the 5th day of not getting this ESP12F wifi relay board working because it turned out to be very slightly more complex than i had anticipated finding a PC that'll run the uploader and soldering in headers and jumpers and christ on a bike its too hot and i can't be bothered.

This new OLED TR7x7 screen from Addictive Instruments in France is a phenomenal bit of engineering, but having installed it into a TR707 I now realise I've never actually looked at the drum grid on a TR707 screen as it's entirely unnecessary to operating the thing and it takes too long read it.

Heres a feckin' stupid thing. If we send a 30 year old Yamaha drum machine to the US then because it was originally manufactured in Japan 3 decades ago then the tariff is 15%, but if we send an Alesis HR16 to the US then because it says "made in usa" on the bottom the tariff is 5%. 🤔

People of the US: I've spent most of this morning checking and rechecking customs commodity codes for whatever randomly changing bullshit tariffs the cretins in charge of your country want you to pay. I'll be doing the same tomorrow Please vote for grown ups who actually understand things next time.

I mean... its almost too perfect! "I know nothing about you but consider me a lost customer." Well, thats our new T-shirt design sorted. Could there be a more classic indictment of the utterly futility of the internet and the modern age! 😀

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As ever, the one star reviews are far more entertaining than the inevitable tsunami of five star ones we get because we're so great. 😉 Might start deliberately pissing people off just so we can indulge in some more entertaining review response based passive aggression. 😀

an Etsy review from some muppet reading "This platform is insistent (11 notifications) that I review an item that wasn't even delivered! Judge their reliability!"

To which we respond: "Why not make yourself a cup of coffee, have a sit down and take a moment to consider the type of person who would realise that a package was just 3-4 days overdue, and instead of actually getting in contact with a seller for help like a normal human would do, they immediately leave a one star review because they are so furious that the marketplace platform they bought on has sent them a few admittedly annoying follow up emails. Something that is obviously completely outside of the sellers control. Picture that person... we all know what they're like. How utterly exhausting they are. Would you give that persons opinions any value, or want to talk to them at a party... or even at a bus stop? No, neither would we... Certainly something to consider when reading this review! ;-)"

Roland TR727. Astonishingly it still works after replacing a few bits and pieces... to a certain extent anyway. The buttons board is a bit of a mess, but with a new DAC chip and some opamps the audio side works fine! I'm thinking thats the result of a house fire, and then a fire extinguisher. 🤔

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There are few things as frustrating as someone giving you a one star review simply because the marketplace platform just won't stop relentlessly sending them utterly pointless follow up emails and endless review requests. You can see how eventually it breaks people and they leave a furious one star.

Just been informed that Mousers customer excellence team will be addressing our shipping query. Definitely not the customer service team, we've been upgraded to customer excellence! Imagine working in 'Customer Excellence', and dying a little inside every time you had to tell someone your job title

Thanks for the advice Facebook. Once again you've absolutely nailed our demographic! 🤔 How on earth does Facebook ever even achieve an elementary level of evil with this degree of algorithmic competence?

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Scam attempt #076: "i ordered your product please cancel and send refund" "ok, you might have to give me some more details" "No details please send refund to paypal" "what?" "i report you to the internet send refund. Well obviously we wouldn't want to be reported to the internet. Refunding asap! 😄

A very yellowed Japanese Suiko ST-50 poetry trainer with some ROM glitching switches and reclocking. Was it worth the effort? Possibly... I'm not entirely sure what the fuss is about with these things. Its just a somewhat specialised ROMpler with traditional Japanese sounds and a baffling interface

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If you have searches set up eBay to email you whenever things are listed, it's really weird to watch asking prices rise over time for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Yamaha REX50 effects: £30-£40 to buy about 5 years ago. Now not necessarily selling, but starting at £80-£100+

Just removed some pedal board velcro from the bottom of a R100 half rack and the sticky goop its left behind is absolutely impervious to man made chemicals! Isopropyl doesn't touch it. Acetone is literally melting the paint from the metal around the goop covered areas, but achieving nothing else!