CJ is still sad ⚾⚕️😷
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Brain-injured Blue Jays ⚾ fan just trying to survive this airborne pandemic, societal collapse and the Blue Jays front office. #MasksWork so wear the best one you can. Your brain is a dreadful thing to lose to a virus. Ask me how I know.
Send a message to the Liberals that you want to protect Toronto’s waterfront forever by voting for Shannon Devine in Beaches—East York. #NoJetsTO
Ok. I knew that was coming but it was still a surprise. Listening with half an ear to the Blue Jays radio broadcast. I hear Altuve's HR and then later hear Daulton Varsho hits a single and I'm confused. Did I tune out <that> long that I missed an inning change?! 😔
But let’s build more pipelines and burn more carbon. Right @mark-carney.bsky.social?? Because when the world is on fire the smart thing is to put more fuel into the fire. FFS. We did not vote for this. Carney should resign. globalnews.ca/news/1200473...
Super El Niño growing ‘faster than we’ve ever recorded’ as wildfires burn - National | Globalnews.ca
Environment and Climate Change Canada (ECCC) forecasted in Jan. 2026 that this year 'will likely be among the hottest years on record.'
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Well, that's the kind of day it's been. RIP, Mr. Robertson.
Varsho switching teams on this very day reminds me of the Seranthony Domínguez trade, changing jerseys between games of a doubleheader.
The agony of remembering they also had a really good off-season. 😕
Asher@skydome.bsky.social · 2d agoThis is a very good return for two months of Daulton Varsho. Jays are having a really good deadline.
So there goes George's bestie. Ah Varshy. 😔 youtu.be/Fa8QV3cBmw8?...
Daulton Varsho Makes INSANE Falling Catch 🤯
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MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 2d agoAstros reportedly acquire OF Daulton Varsho from Blue Jays, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman. (MLB x @CohnReznick)
Thinking of all the families affected by this mayhem and chaos. This only increases as the time ticks down.
CJ is still sad ⚾⚕️😷@cjhajer.bsky.social · 3d agoToday will forever remind me of the "Alfonzo Guzman-Chavez" episode of Pitch. (RIP, Pitch.) I honestly will never look at an MLB Trade Deadline the same way again. 💔
If I've got this right, I'm not supposed to be affected by the departure of Macko. Got it. Nothing matters. It's just a business. Or maybe it's just a game. Or it's a game business. Or something.
Mitch Bannon@mitchbannon.bsky.social · 2d agoThe #BlueJays have acquired INF Josh Smith and minor-league reliever Josh Stephan for LHP Adam Macko, per source. Smith isn't having a great year, but has years of control left and was pretty solid in 2024 and 2025.
OK....OK! Blue Jays.....Blue Jays! Let's.....Let's! Get....Get! Weird. ⚾
Mike Petriello@mikepetriello.bsky.social · 3d agoOK, Blue Jays. Let's get weird.
Huh. Wow. Did not expect Nimmala. Or, maybe it's that I was kinda looking forward to watching the "first MLB player of Indian descent" play in the GTA. Plus there's all those videos... "With the 20th pick of the 2023 MLB Draft, the Toronto Blue Jays select...." which won't matter any more.
Toronto Blue Jays@bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 3d agoOFFICIAL: We’ve acquired RHP José Soriano from the Angels in exchange for INF Arjun Nimmala, OF Eddie Micheletti Jr. and RHP Angel Rivero.
Today will forever remind me of the "Alfonzo Guzman-Chavez" episode of Pitch. (RIP, Pitch.) I honestly will never look at an MLB Trade Deadline the same way again. 💔
You recall what he said about recent meetings with the FO? Well, I've decided that that means he's already negotiated his return next season. I will be taking no questions about my delusions. tyvm
Asher@skydome.bsky.social · 3d agoHardly seems worth sending a player who was so committed to the city and the team out the door, and disappointing the fans so thoroughly.
The greater Spokane area has about 500,000 people living in it. There are video's of homes burning right now. This is the best it will be for the next 500 years. Are you awake yet?
"If you can load the bases, then you can get the tying run up." - Ben Shulman omg
Intriguing. A Cardinals 5-1 score did not generate a "blown open" designation. Is that because the 2026 Blue Jays being down 5-1 is better described as 'incinerated'? Obliterated?Vapourized?
CJ is still sad ⚾⚕️😷@cjhajer.bsky.social · 4d ago"...and the Blue Jays have blown it open! It's 5-1." - Ben Shulman Just me? Or does that not really feel "blown open" for these 2026 Blue Jays?
It’s time for Pete “Chucklehead” Hoekstra, the American ambassador to Canada, to get the f**k out of our country. 1️⃣ Sign the House of Commons petition at b.link/chucklehead 2️⃣ Download this artwork at chucklehead.todmaffin.com and put it on shirts, signs, or whatever you want.
All it takes is one button click and @dodgersbot.bsky.social gets converted into Giants bot
CJ is still sad ⚾⚕️😷@cjhajer.bsky.social · 3d agoIf only the Dodgers knew the power you hold over them, here on Bsky. 😈
If there was any team that was going to (literally) stress-test this inaugural "'NanoScope' elbow surgery", I can't think of a better candidate than the 'entire pitching staff on the IL' Dodgers. www.reddit.com/r/Dodgers/s/...
Fun fact: Dodgers have an entire pitching staff on the IL
Explore this post and more from the Dodgers community
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"...and the Blue Jays have blown it open! It's 5-1." - Ben Shulman Just me? Or does that not really feel "blown open" for these 2026 Blue Jays?
More outings. Fewer innings. Mason Fluharty (as of today v 2025).
Fuck Doug Ford and every single one of his criminal entourage. Repeatedly being subjected to that conman's propaganda ads that remind me that my foodbank-dependent neighbour is paying for my car licence plate sticker is soon going to tip me over the edge. #DougFordIsACriminal
50 seasons ago today, August 1, 1977, a tiny kid version of me went to my very first Blue Jays game. It has been an incredible ride. So much joy and, ngl, a wee bit too much heartbreak. A true love story. #BlueJays50 💙⚾
At this point, I don't know what's going to be worse. Losing Kevin Gausman to a trade or the weirdness next week if he's still a Blue Jay.
I figured it was Jeff Hoffman but did a Google Image search to confirm. As is increasingly usual, it returned nothing so I had to add "which pitcher is this?" and that's when the AI chatbot got involved and confirmed it was....Jake Bennett. Things kinda went downhill from there: #FuckAI
Danny@middaughsome.bsky.social · 4d agoShould the Jays trade for this guy at the deadline? Under control for another year
