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That guy from bluesky that runs those bots for those MLB accounts (Twins, MLB, Dodgers, Talkin' baseball). Vague? yes. Valuable? Maybe.

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Burn it to the ground and never do this game ever again.

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · yesterday

This view 😍 Phillies vs. Twins at The Field of Dreams is just 9 days away!

They see me Zollin’ … they hatin’ … gonna catch me buyin’ pitchers

It's too quiet right now

Pls tell me we trade for Tyler Rogers so we can have the Twins on the Twins

Larchad is safe

I'm so excited for a project I'm working on. Can't show it off until October though.

At least the dodger’s boobs itch now

Jeff Passan Bot@jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring left-hander Kris Bubic in a trade with the Kansas City Royals, sources tell ESPN

TFTwins to the IL with a sprained right index finger suffered while slamming that refresh button.

Rocco Hairdelli has acquired anxiety from waiting for a PTBNL

Good morning, everyone, it’s Jeff Passan Day!

This might be a better scale to show how massive this tree is

Rocco Hairdelli (on Zoll Watch)@beastmoderocco.com · 3d ago

One big tree? Or two trees that grew into one? Thoughts?

I just want to know if Jeffy P is awake right now, and if I need to stay up.

One big tree? Or two trees that grew into one? Thoughts?

Am I .. starting to buy into the Twins?

Luuuuuuukeeeee nuke!

Was that Gregg?

#OnThisDay Aug 2 2007: First morning after the collapse of the I-35W Bridge.

All it takes is one button click and @dodgersbot.bsky.social gets converted into Giants bot

CJ is still sad ⚾⚕️😷@cjhajer.bsky.social · 3d ago

If only the Dodgers knew the power you hold over them, here on Bsky. 😈

Zoll please

MLB Trade Rumors@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 3d ago

Brb logging into @dodgersbot.bsky.social and pressing the delete button

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Brb logging into @dodgersbot.bsky.social and pressing the delete button

I used to consider the dodgers my 2nd team, i even own a fitted dodgers cap and everything. At some point they just need to chill

I would be angry if Skubal ends up a Dodger I would be ok with a league wide coordinated cheating effort to drop the dodgers into last place at this point

Please publish a video of all of the worst entries

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 4d ago

RT @MiLB: "It's more like a full body dry heave set to music" 🤣 The @BKCyclones held their annual 'Seinfeld Night' complete with an Elaine Benes dance contest! It's gold, Jerry! Gold! 💃

Shoot

Bommmmmmmbaaaa

On the one hand got the gearbox broken in On the other i let the magic smoke out of the wifi radio